Forget All Those Hot Takes On Omg What Would Happen If [predictable Scenario] Happened??, What Would

forget all those “hot takes” on “omg what would happen if [predictable scenario] happened??”, what would happen if 682 saw that one image that everyone who’s ever seen it has been a loyal foundation member?

liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell

hey tumblr, wanna hear how i discovered i wasn’t straight?

act like one of them… they won’t notice you…

when a stick is so aggressively prey-shaped that you slip and fall in the water

why does it feel like such a white boy thing to accidentally/on purpose eat something with the outer layer still on it?

that one guy went to a high-class restaurant, ordered hard-boiled eggs, and ate them with the shells on. someone else bit directly into a whole avocado. i recently found out that my younger brother didn’t like edamame because he ate them with the pods on. why is this such a thing, and why does it happen to white boys in particular?