The Other Day I Shaved My Legs For The First Time In A While And Got Cut Like A Flayed Man, But Thats

The other day I shaved my legs for the first time in a while and got cut like a flayed man, but that’s neither here nor there.

As an experiment, I decided to put hand sanitizer on the cuts about 5-10 minutes after, and these were my findings:

The feeling was euphoric for a mere second before it BURNT burnt, then it settled about 5 seconds after, leaving a nice “aftersting” sensation to it.

Tried it again on the same wounds, and it took more time (About 5 seconds) for it to kick in, but it was more like a lick of flame rather than sticking your whole foot into it.

Conclusion:The nerves in our hands are pussies and need to shut up when they scream at us.

it looks like a smurf just exploded in my shower

Real Will Wood fans know Jimmy Mushrooms Last Drink in Wayne, NJ is another “persona-death” song, like Dr. Sunshine is Dead.

Will Woodblr, let's make a chain and try to surprise other Will Wood fans, start it with "real Will Wood fans ____"

I'll go first

Real Will Wood fans know that there was already a similar version of the I / Me / Myself 2018 studio demo on the internet where Will said the 5'5-thigh highs line and in that demo he also said faggot

WILL WOOD

COME TO COLORADO AGAIN AND MY LIFE IS YOURS.

Stop, stop, stop, I need you to stop, for the love of God, please, PLEASE, stop.

guys...

*you can change the desicions you make, gowever you do not retain the knowledge of it that you have

reblog for larger sample size!!