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wait do you guys actually carry purses/bags everywhere you go i really need to know

no one:

me, an intellectual: sand hanitizer

be wary and cautious of what you use! make sure to check the list!

Check your hand sanitizer y'all

this one time, my friend pulled out hand sanitizer and it smelled EXACTLY like snack time during elementary school. Good times…good times boys

The other day I shaved my legs for the first time in a while and got cut like a flayed man, but that’s neither here nor there.

As an experiment, I decided to put hand sanitizer on the cuts about 5-10 minutes after, and these were my findings:

The feeling was euphoric for a mere second before it BURNT burnt, then it settled about 5 seconds after, leaving a nice “aftersting” sensation to it.

Tried it again on the same wounds, and it took more time (About 5 seconds) for it to kick in, but it was more like a lick of flame rather than sticking your whole foot into it.

Conclusion:The nerves in our hands are pussies and need to shut up when they scream at us.