Lets Be Honest, You Hogwarts House Is More Correct Than Your Zodiac Sign.

Lets be honest, you Hogwarts house is more correct than your zodiac sign.

Imma Aries, what about ya’ll?

Writing Prompts

1. “Did you just say I am banished? The only thing banished here is your attitude.”

2. “No drinking lava! Never thought I would have to say.”

3. “You know what? Why not? I haven’t ruined my life yet this week. Let’s go.”

4. “Maybe if you actually slept like a regular person you would-.”

5. “How do I look?”

6. “Why are we even doing this? This is so stupid!”

7. “Can you at least tell me something?”

8. “You expect me to take care of a child? I, myself, is a child.”

9. “Let me tell you one thing, if I don’t die tonight, I am going to kill you.”

10. “Take this from someone who has been where you have been before. Time to get a dog.”

11. “Just because I like knitting doesn’t mean I won’t stab you.”

12. “Haha, loser, you’re dead.”

13. “You sent me flowers? You think flowers are going to fix it? You died! In front of me!”

14. “You’re saying we are in a town filled with vampires and we are the only humans for miles? Well, I always did hate the sun.”

15. “Knives? You think a knife is going to get you out of here? Well that’s just absurd.”

16. “Surely you have a better plan.”

17. “Didn’t you know that? Oh, well, this is awkward then.”

18. “I hope you know a family member of yours dropped by today, they weren’t very pleased with you.”

19. “Where did you acquire a child?”

20. “Haven’t you heard? I’m not to trifled with.”

21. “Maybe so, maybe I can’t kill you, but I can do this!”

22. “Why can’t you go one day without dying?”

23. “So what you’re saying, since I can no longer go in the sun, I can’t get a tan anymore? Oh. My. God. How am I suppose to live?”

24. “You’re telling me giant lizards roamed this land before we were here? Now that just doesn’t even sound right.”

25. “Do these dark circles under my eyes say nothing to you about how I am doing?”

PROMPT #168

“You’re thinking about them again, aren’t you?”

“Am not.”

“You are. If it was any more obvious, it would be tattooed across your forehead.”

Writing Prompt #1

“Fairytales are fantasies that can never happen in reality”

“Then explain this tail” -w-

This is the best idea for a short story I’ve seen in awhile!

We have practically given every animal, plant and object to symbolise something. For example the sun symbolises life and light and the moon symbolises solitude and loneliness. What do we humans symbolise?