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Now introducing: "I won't take yes for an answer"
What situations would this be used in?
DEX! DEX! DEX!
Dex Dizznee reblog if u agree
things that are nOt okay:
going through your children’s things (phone, journals, backpack)
talking badly aBout your kid to other people
insulting your kid both to their face and behind their back
“this is my house you have no privacy”
hitting your kid
compare them to other kids
PROMPT #168
“You’re thinking about them again, aren’t you?”
“Am not.”
“You are. If it was any more obvious, it would be tattooed across your forehead.”
Writing Prompts
1. “Did you just say I am banished? The only thing banished here is your attitude.”
2. “No drinking lava! Never thought I would have to say.”
3. “You know what? Why not? I haven’t ruined my life yet this week. Let’s go.”
4. “Maybe if you actually slept like a regular person you would-.”
5. “How do I look?”
6. “Why are we even doing this? This is so stupid!”
7. “Can you at least tell me something?”
8. “You expect me to take care of a child? I, myself, is a child.”
9. “Let me tell you one thing, if I don’t die tonight, I am going to kill you.”
10. “Take this from someone who has been where you have been before. Time to get a dog.”
11. “Just because I like knitting doesn’t mean I won’t stab you.”
12. “Haha, loser, you’re dead.”
13. “You sent me flowers? You think flowers are going to fix it? You died! In front of me!”
14. “You’re saying we are in a town filled with vampires and we are the only humans for miles? Well, I always did hate the sun.”
15. “Knives? You think a knife is going to get you out of here? Well that’s just absurd.”
16. “Surely you have a better plan.”
17. “Didn’t you know that? Oh, well, this is awkward then.”
18. “I hope you know a family member of yours dropped by today, they weren’t very pleased with you.”
19. “Where did you acquire a child?”
20. “Haven’t you heard? I’m not to trifled with.”
21. “Maybe so, maybe I can’t kill you, but I can do this!”
22. “Why can’t you go one day without dying?”
23. “So what you’re saying, since I can no longer go in the sun, I can’t get a tan anymore? Oh. My. God. How am I suppose to live?”
24. “You’re telling me giant lizards roamed this land before we were here? Now that just doesn’t even sound right.”
25. “Do these dark circles under my eyes say nothing to you about how I am doing?”
god I miss them
Harry… Ginny… Dandelions.
Any objections?
I have none. I never knew just how badly I needed this until i drew it *cries*
Lets be honest, you Hogwarts house is more correct than your zodiac sign.
Thats-
I finally figured out what’s wrong with my brain
On the left side, there is nothing right.
On the right side, there is nothing left.
Pokémon be true
POKÉMON FACT
Guys, a few days ago I did something horrible but great at the same time.
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I said yeast instead of yeet
Keith: Lance what are you doing-
lance: THe pErFEct tImE tO wEaR A StRIPE SwEATer
Keith: Lance no.
I hate
nothing im awesome
GOD this is great
You are transported to an alternate universe seemingly based upon DND. In it, to find that all your friends exist in this world as adventurers. The problem? They’ve either never met each other, or actively despise each other, and they have no idea who you are. It’s up to you to bring them all together and make the ultimate adventure party so you can get home
Is anyone else like, Super super gay?
Writing Prompt #1
“Fairytales are fantasies that can never happen in reality”
“Then explain this tail” -w-
“Stay where you are or I’ll shoot!”
“Oh, what a tragedy that would be.”
This is the best idea for a short story I’ve seen in awhile!
We have practically given every animal, plant and object to symbolise something. For example the sun symbolises life and light and the moon symbolises solitude and loneliness. What do we humans symbolise?
It be like that
When someone says: “I don’t hate gay people, I just don’t like it when they shove it in my face:
