ARJUN FIC. WE HAVE AN ARJUN FIC. I'M SO EXCITED.

ARJUN FIC. WE HAVE AN ARJUN FIC. I'M SO EXCITED.

Far away in a world of it's very own, tucked away in an affluent fashion quarter not too far from Bermondsey, is a place where designer heels and exorbitantly overpriced colognes supplied by a buxom Mancunian are a requirement. Verona Lane. It’s all about image first, personality later. The people there have mastered the art of keeping up appearances, even if it means renting the odd Lamborghini to pose outside your obscenely expensive bedsit in Penge with. Verona Lane is where this tale of deception, fashion and seriously questionable decisions begins.

Golden Thread [The Arjun x MC Gift Fic for @longbobmckenzie]

[Dev Patel is the Arjun FC and Liz Gillies is Devon’s FC.]

Okay so, I don't really vibe with anyone's personality in S5. But the one I'm actually attracted to the most is Eddie and I don't even get it. He's more basic than Wonderbread. But he's just so damned pretty and sweet. Sigh.

Here’s King Edward the Thirst for ya

@vulnerabledime

Okay so I'm old and dumb and I forget that my other Tumblr exists. And so I posted this to the wrong one. Sorry for those who ae getting tagged again. Ignore me. I'm having a moment. But I like these and wanna have them on the right Tumblr. Thank you @becangle for tagging me in this picrew MC thingy. To start, dis Lili from The Sun in My Eyes. The black in the clothes and shoes was so dark that everything became a formless blob, so just pretend her boots are black.

Next up is Eve from The Bad Guy. She's so angelic, classy, and wholesome. Would be a shame if it was all a giant con. The shoes were limited. Pretend those are snakeskin.

Last up is Sinnah, but don't worry, she's used to never being first. Erikah is her twin after all. She's from So Good Staying Here. Seb's main squeeze is pretty much dressed like I imagined her, except I think the jacket would be more schlubby and worn. Also she needs a can of spraypaint in her hand.

Not gonna retag the people I tagged the first time. You know who you are 😆

**I dunno why this post was set to private so I’m dragging it from the depths** And then she got an idea. An awful idea. Christy had a wonderful, awful idea.. This is a Cry for Help (A TSIME AU One Shot) I’m so sorry. I don’t know why I’m like this.

SONG ON REPEAT: Johnny Cash’s cover of “Hurt”

“I hurt myself todaaaaay, to see if I still feel...”

SOMETIMES, THEY WIN

Horror | Oneshot | Noah/Seb | Smut | Violent

https://archiveofourown.org/works/34560556

Noah agrees to join Bobby and the gang for a group blind date at a haunted corn maze. He assumed it would be another long night of pining after Seb, but when the outting takes a sinister turn, he's got more to worry about than getting up the nerve to talk to his crush. Love can save you out there, but it cannot save you in the maze.

This is a horror story. It's violent and scary and low on fluff, yet smutty. I cannot guarantee anyone's survival. M/M. It's an homage to Children of the Corn, but with a dash of Stardust and a skosh of Supernatural Crowley-esque demons.

Monthly prompt competition from r/LITGFanFiction on Reddit.

I love all of this so much. Especially Henrik and Bobby. Spot on. Though, I feel like Hannah would be one of those people who becomes excited at the prospect of a toddler and reads a bunch of books about them, and becomes insufferable as she "corrects" the single mom's parenting technique. Also, I think she'd do well with a toddler but be a patronizing baby-talker to an older child and put them off completely. But obviously this is through the lens of someone who REALLY doesn't enjoy RHannah, so I might be being mean to her.

How do you think the LI's (who want kids) would react to a single mother? Don't worry, the baby Daddy's fine. He just went on the legendary 100 billion years quest for milk with Gary's dad.

I think it'd be interesting since wanting children and becoming a parental figure for a child are two entirely different things.

"He just went on the legendary 100 billion years quest for milk with Gary's dad."

WOW.

anywaaaay, single moms! let's consider a mom of a toddler.

kassam. absolutely would think twice about dating someone who's a parent. it's already difficult for him to date someone who he cannot see on a regular basis because of his occupation, so he would think twice about getting serious with someone who has a little someone that's so vulnerable in this situation.

henrik. instant dad. i'm sorry but if he likes that girl he wants to meet the kid, NO QUESTIONS ASKED. and i absolutely love to picture him already doing some drawing and some puzzles with the little one right away. kids love him and the love is mutual. and yes the kid is beating him on puzzles and memory games. also, MANY, MANY, MANY board and video games. and it goes on forever if the mom doesn't say anything.

"guys, it's time for bed."

henrik pouts and makes a sad face. "okay..." he gets up before realizing she was talking to the kid and gives her a sweet smile. "oh, right, them. yeah, that makes more sense."

bobby. i feel he wouldn't have a problem, but he wouldn't be as careful as i think people should be in this scenario. 'cause listen, getting involved with someone with a child is one thing, getting involved with them and meeting the child without knowing if the relationship is serious is irresponsible. i feel like the mother might be telling him to slow down because he would probably get excited about meeting the child right away.

gary. he doesn't have a problem either. might be throwing some cheesy jokes about her being a MILF and i kinda don't mind that. he definitely likes someone a little more mature, and you can't deny parenthood does that to a person, so no obstacles here. but he would hold back about meeting the kid for a while, because as you mentioned so briefly, he has gone through that and wouldn't want to do that to a kid, that pain is familiar.

noah. come on, we know this one. he might have the same issue as bobby, getting too excited to meet the kid and has to be reminded it's too soon, but when he does? AH IT'S SO CUTE! noah loves reading to children and this lucky little bastard would have a reading every day, I LOVE IT.

ibrahim. i feel like he knows how young he is, and how that could be an obstacle when dating a parent. he knows if things get serious the problem is not meeting the child, it's what happens after if it doesn't work. he's thinking ahead and considering every possibility. personally, i think rahim wouldn't have a relationship with a mother because of that. everything is really volatile at his age so it wouldn't be wise.

the ones that are not canon but i'm assuming because it's almost canon:

lottie. she might get lost in the cuteness of a kid and wake up before making the mistake of getting involved too early. once she's introduced to the child i think it's fair to say she's buying them a couple of pieces that would fit her own aesthetic, like a bow or shoes.

hannah. she's really young, and i know there's a stereotype here but in her case i think it's accurate just how much she would like to meet the little bastard. she's so tender and delicate and i think kids might love her. reading to them and playing with stuffed toys might be in the list for hannah.

((the others like priya i didn't include because i'm not sure about her plans for the future but i think the scale is tipping on the 'no' side.))