Suzi I Cannot...

Suzi I cannot... 🤣🤣🤣

If there’s one thing I’ve learned about tumblr it’s that feeding the Suresh Stans is fun.

A lot of people were complaining that he was very covered up for the heart rate challenge leaks, so I put him in something else.

Enjoy!

Spoilers below the cut obviously.

You HAVE to read this. I am not a Finn fan. I couldn't care less about him. I'm SO GLAD I read it. NSFW obviously. Go! Go read and report back!

Written for Kinktober, but it's so fun that I just had to share it early 💕

A little Finn fic. NSFW. Short, but oh boy is it sweet.

Read it on AO3. Not for the faint of heart.

9 Favorite Shows as GIFS Ask Game

Thanks for tagging me @throughthejunobush 🥰

I literally could have listed at least twelve animated shows. I really love cartoons. I tried to balance it out with live action for ya'll. Again, this is a list that's gonna age the fuck outta me. Oh well 🤷 These are in no particular order.

Batman: The Animated Series: Visually stunning. Dark AF. The most heartbreaking portrayals of villains ever put on the screen. As a Batman fangirl, if you asked me which actor gave the best portrayal of Batman ever made, I would say Kevin Conroy in BTAS. It also had the best Joker. Don't @ me.

Supernatural: I'm not gonna explain it. It is what it is.

Daria: The character I've related to most in the entire world.

Forensic Files: Yeah. It's gross and horrific. I love it.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer: I'm aware that the creator is a fucking creep. But he formed so much of the way I write, I can't leave it off the list. Also, Zaddy Giles. That's it. That's the sentence.

Avatar: The Last Airbender: Nothing to explain. It's brilliant. Although I'm gonna die mad about Zuko and Katara never getting together. They were literally fire and water. Clearly OTP. I. WILL. DIE. MAD. ABOUT. IT.

Futurama: Like most of this list, the show was a combination of vulgar humor and intense heart. It's a goofy cartoon about an idiot & a hedonistic robot. But it's also is about the nature of God. The pain of feeling utterly alone. The escapable heartache that hope can sometimes cause. And the power of love to survive when all else fails. Without an ounce of hyperbole, it also boasts the single saddest episode of any show ever created. Just the though of it is making me teary eyed while I type this.

Home Movies: I am still obsessed with this show. I also loved its precursor, Dr. Katz. It was hilarious but also did amazing work with its themes. The way it bookended episodes and the entire series. The juxtaposition of Brendan and Coach Mcguirk's journeys... It's just an extremely well-written show about a fucked up little boy and his even more fucked up father figure and how they navigate the world through self-delusion.

Mystery Science Theater 3000: My greatest love. Creator of my favorite Christmas song and my favorite Werewolf song. And it's also the reason why it's a bad idea to invite me over to watch ANYTHING. I will roast the fuck outta your favorite movie with unending snark. Also, no need to ask. The answer is Mike.

Please direct any complaints to my asks, where they will be promptly ignored 😆😘

This sounds fun! I have several WIPs right now. Ask away!

Fanfiction Work-In-Progress Guessing Game

Send me a word, if it’s in my wip document I’ll answer your ask with the sentence that it appears in

Thoughts on S5 this week

I'd talk about the new S5 episodes but I feel like I've done enough primal screaming at my phone for the day.

Do you remember when Facebook was paid by some scientists to let them do psychological manipulation experiments on us to study our emotions? Like they would only send people sad stuff for prolonged periods of time, to see if their posts would increase in negative feelings as they were presented with negative things? Someone paid Fusebox to study how we process rage. I'm sure of it. I'm not a fan of Lottie, but I wish she was around to fucking smudge the villa and rid it of bad vibes. Cuz, once the bad vibes are gone, the whole place would be empty of Islanders. Which, to be honest, would be an improvement.

On a positive note, I feel super vindicated about how much I have not liked Alfie since day dot. So there's that.

Representation Matters.

inspired by tiktok compilations of black girls'reactions to The little mermaid's trailer