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You HAVE to read this. I am not a Finn fan. I couldn't care less about him. I'm SO GLAD I read it. NSFW obviously. Go! Go read and report back!
Written for Kinktober, but it's so fun that I just had to share it early 💕
A little Finn fic. NSFW. Short, but oh boy is it sweet.
Read it on AO3. Not for the faint of heart.
@ellegreenwxy has destroyed my world and MAY have made me a Finn stan. Like an actual one, not a "well he's the least worst boy," kind I was before. I'm as flabbergasted as you are.
Another Day Another S5 Rant
I'm very torn between my desire to do bit with someone, ANYONE this season and my desire to hose Finn with cold water for thinking I'd be with someone is isn't honest with their partner. Like a case was made by @ellegreenwxy for him that made me think of him differently, but this scene... ugh. I hate that there's no option to give him a chance without getting intimate in some way. My dialogue should have gone like this:
Listen Discount Noah, tell Kat how you feel about me. Deal with the consequences of it. Cuz otherwise you're stringing her along and denying her a chance to find someone who only has eyes for her and that's not fair. I need you to show me that you're worth the chance I'd be taking, and the misery I'd be dealing with in the villa to be with you. That I could trust you. Because being horny for me isn't enough. This invitation makes it feel like you trying to screw me so you can decide who the better lay is before you make any decisions. And I'm sorry but imma have to hit you with some Lizzo on that:
I will never ever ever ever ever be your side chick
I don't know who you think I am, but I'm bout to tell you. I'm someone who deserves to be more than a maybe. A try-her-out. A we'll see.
Be all in or GTFO.
Bom bom bi bom bi dum dum, ay
Um, can you bitches stop trying to make me fall in love with Suresh? It' rude. I do not like him. His character is trash IMHO. But dammmmmmn he is so.... so pretty. I'm not religious at all, but I think I need Jesus to save me from that man's face. Which is lucky because there's Firecrotch Jesus right there next to him. I LOVE RED HAIRED MEN, BUT WHY THEY MAKE HIM LOOK SO MUCH LIKE THE MESSIAH? IT'S WEIRD.
Also, as I told @throughthejunobush when I saw this: I'd fuck that Eddie too. I wouldn't call him after. And I'm sure the sex would be terrible. But still, I'd fuck him.
LITG: Ex In The Villa (OG Islanders) Artbreeders
disclaimer: i used the original art from the game to make these artbreeder portraits