I Just Remembered Something That Happened At My Summer Job

i just remembered something that happened at my summer job

so i am working as a cashier and there were these 3 russian dudes and lemme tell you the youngest of them was like in his mid 30s THE YOUNGEST

also they didn’t speak english that well (i live in germany btw)

dude a and b are like the older ones and c is the one in his mid 30s

me: hello

a:hello beauty

me ignoring him because i thought i heard wrong and continuing to scan their items and a and b are talking in russian and looking over to me at least seven times

me greeting the last one

scanning his items

me: that would be 15,90

he fumbling with his 90 cents

i am counting the cents he gave me

c: would you eh like to go coffee with me a..a date?

me struggling to count and sort the coins: uhm oh eh no i am like eh to young

okey thats like good but i also said that i have a boyfriend but what did that dude do he like ran off in the midst of me talking

i was like scanning the next costumer wich was this adorable old black lady and she looked like she was suppressing her laugher same as me

when i tell you this guy was not only like double my age and he was also ugly 😭😭😭😭 like his hairline was at his neck 💀

My boyfriend when he’s drunk>>>>>>

if anyone wants to know i am just asking whats up

So i just learned something

I AM NOT ALLOWED TO (ACCIDENTALLY) FALL ASLEEP FOR THREE HOURS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY BECAUSE ITS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND I AM VIBRATING WITH ENERGY AND ITS HOT AND URGHHH

so yahh i think i am not doing it again

i guess coffe needs to fix this tomorrow

(i am taking a double dose of my normal coffee intake)

( i am actually excited for the coffee part)

Shit me or my friends said that is kinda inspirational and/or funny

Just because I think the tree is pretty doesn’t mean I want it in my garden.✨

Grandma noooo he is 30 years older grandma no NOO ✨

I just feel… bleh (my very very drunk best friend)

Either I need to throw up or I need to watch the boys. No in between.(also my very drunk best friend)

the massive crush i had on her as a child is insane

This fictional horse-woman is trans goals, no questions.

Writing

every time I write poetry I feel like the universe is reaching its hand into my chest brushing my soul.

-m