A Non-selective Plan For The Resurgence Of Fic Commissions

a non-selective plan for the resurgence of fic commissions

the batfamily has a minecraft world. it goes about as well as you’d expect.

Dick has basically a mansion, completely decorated from head to toe. He also has like fifteen wolves (rivaled only by Damian) and has named every single one of them. He’s the one who made the world, and suffers through every single update. He likes to help Steph and Cass decorate in his free time.

Jason lives in a shack. It has only the essentials and he spends most of his time fighting mobs and going to woodland mansions. He’s the one who goes to the End City and gets elytras whenever someone new joins, and usually helps them start out. People have offered to help him build his house, but he’s refused. He likes what he has perfectly fine thank you.

Tim’s house is nice but smaller than Dicks, and has a lot of momentos to his in-game achievements. He spends a lot of time in the mines gathering materials (and desperately trying not to die). Sometimes people will log on to chests randomly being placed inside their house with an insane amount of blocks and items they offhandedly mentioned they needed. Most of the time he is usually online at like 3am improving the efficiency of their farms, much to Damian’s dismay. Tim was also devastated by the loss of the Moobloom mob vote loss!! He has a strong hatred for the glowsquid.

Damian has an insane amount of animals. Like, so many it lags you out so much whenever you go towards his area. He is of course building a mega build, which is yet to be finished, but in his spare time he works on his animal farm. It’s not as, as he put it, ‘inhumane’ as Minecraft farms usually are, but it’s still impressive nonetheless!!

Steph & Cass are online a bunch, always starting new projects together. They’ll spend a lot of time gathering materials, and then they’ll make something fun to expand the world. They’ve built a lot of villages and cities around, just making everything generally nicer. They’re also the ones who found the nether fortress and made it not so dangerous (Tim was very thankful)

Bruce has technically played on the world before and has his own account, but he’s not that great at it. For all his genius, he CANNOT figure out how to not die every five minutes. There’s a ledge? He’s walking off it. There’s a creeper? He’s backing up at the speed of a snail. Who knows if he’s even looking forwards at this point.

It’s been something they can all collaborate on for years, and they cherish it very deeply <33

Jason after Kon died: I never liked that kid. He always hated me for no reason. Always trying to start a fight.

Dick: ... Jay, he hated you because you tried to kill Tim.

Jason:

Jason: oh my god i forgot about that

I keep seeing shitty articles and videos about how DC are gonna cancel Bi Tim Drake because if bad sales and like, you realise they can't ever actually un-bi him right? Like he's bi forever now. They have him get back with Stephanie and act like Bernard never existed? Sucks for Bernard fans but hey Tim's still bi. They have him date only female characters from now on? Still bi. They do another stupid reboot of the universe and have Tim refer to himself as straight in it? Aw sweet baby Tim hasn't figured out he's bi yet in this timeline. He will literally always be bi now. It cannot be undone.

a very serious poll