The Batfamily Fighting Over A Remote

The Batfamily fighting over a remote

Dick: I'm the oldest! Obviously I get it! Jason: I literally died, it goes to me- Tim: Oh come on, I never get to pick what we watch!! Let me have it for once or just go to a different room-- Damian: Seeing as I am the only Wayne by blood here, it should go to me-- Cass has had it this entire time. She is already scrolling through the different apps and taking Stephanie's input. The boys fight for another fifteen entire minutes before realizing this.

Tim Drake is the type of guy to have a game inventory. He can just materialise anything from no where. Need a laptop, here you go. Need a grenade, have one right here. Need a M1 Abrams Main Battle Tank, I'm sure I have one somewhere.

No one knows where he's keeping all of this, but no one wants to ask because they are slightly scared of both the answer and what he could pull out next.

a very serious poll

at this point jason’s going to have fully white hair by age 30 😭😭

Jason and Bruce are out late one night in Gotham as civilians. They get cornered by a mugger and Jason nearly pisses himself, he’s so amused. He teases the would-be mugger about their hand placement, even tries to goad the mugger into a fight because he’s Red Hood. He can disarm anyone in seconds. It doesn’t matter if you have a gun — he has two.

He’s Red Hood, and he has the literal Bat of Gotham standing behind him like a wall of muscle. They’re as close to invincible as humans get, in this town. And that kind of confidence scares off their would-be mugger.

But then Jason turns around, a smile stretching across his face, and Bruce is white. Bone white and so so quiet, eyes wide and trained on where the mugger had been standing.