The Batfamily Fighting Over A Remote

The Batfamily fighting over a remote

Dick: I'm the oldest! Obviously I get it! Jason: I literally died, it goes to me- Tim: Oh come on, I never get to pick what we watch!! Let me have it for once or just go to a different room-- Damian: Seeing as I am the only Wayne by blood here, it should go to me-- Cass has had it this entire time. She is already scrolling through the different apps and taking Stephanie's input. The boys fight for another fifteen entire minutes before realizing this.

a very serious poll

I keep seeing shitty articles and videos about how DC are gonna cancel Bi Tim Drake because if bad sales and like, you realise they can't ever actually un-bi him right? Like he's bi forever now. They have him get back with Stephanie and act like Bernard never existed? Sucks for Bernard fans but hey Tim's still bi. They have him date only female characters from now on? Still bi. They do another stupid reboot of the universe and have Tim refer to himself as straight in it? Aw sweet baby Tim hasn't figured out he's bi yet in this timeline. He will literally always be bi now. It cannot be undone.

Batfamily shenanigans…

Bruce: *in the middle of a Wayne Enterprises meeting*

Tim: *sends Bruce an audio message*

Bruce: I'm a little busy right now Tim. is it urgent?

Tim: no, dw, u can just listen later :)

(15 minutes later)

Bruce: *presses play*

the message: "JASON CRASHED THE BATMOBILE—"

Tim: why do I keep hearing the same audio over and over again?

Bernard, silently adding another red robin tiktok edit to his ‘boyfriend <33’ folder: no reason