Ill Do You One Better:

I’ll do you one better:

kazoo bagpipe bard. I wish I was playing this campaign.

A bard that plays an air horn. You use the air horn irl too.

He stopped and looked up, peering past the dusty Martian sky as it dimmed with the setting sun. “Oh my god.”

He pointed at a pale dot in the dark blue, mesmerized. “That... oh my god, that’s home.”

The weight of the statement hit him full force. They were alone up here on a ball of rust and ice, staring at the entire human race and everything their species had ever known. Wordlessly, he raised a finger and blocked out the point of blue light. Just like that, the tiny Earth was gone from view.

He began to cry softly, smiling in wonder and a tinge of grief. “That... that’s Earth. That’s h-” His voice broke.

“I want to protect it,” he whispered.

*Time is space, and space is time 

HEY WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

White Wolf

'They're killing us': world's most endangered tribe cries for help

Logging companies keen to exploit Brazil's rainforest have been accused by human rights organisations of using gunmen to wipe out the Awá,

“Logging companies keen to exploit Brazil’s rainforest have been accused by human rights organisations of using gunmen to wipe out the Awá, a tribe of just 355.”

@eto-ivo the last addition. I fucking lost it

Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun

HEY QUICK QUESTION

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SO GENUINELY GOOD

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