So I Was Just Out With My Friend And Somehow We Decided That One Day We'll Just Buy A House And Live

So I was just out with my friend and somehow we decided that one day we'll just buy a house and live together. All platonically ofc and we'd still have significant others but they'd just have to deal with the fact that we're living together. If the relationship gets serious they can move in so now all of us would be living there and this would absolutely confuse everyone around us and I just think that's iconic of us tbh

So I just had a conversation with my sister and all I can imagine is

Vox: why is your music so jazzy?

Alastor: Maybe I'm just superior hmm? You ever think of that?

So I do my best to get out of political conversations and here's some of the tactics I've used if you ever need them

1: Bring up the illuminati (do not do this if they actually believe in the illuminati trust me)

2: Bring up the zombie apocalypse (maze runner also works like basically any dystopian type shit)

3: space out (Accidentally or purposely it doesn't really matter)

4: Change the subject (this one is difficult because they may call you out on it)

5: A mix of 3 and 4, space out completely forgetting what you were talking about and change the subject (yes this was an accident but it surprised/confused them enough that it worked wonders)

6: just laugh at everything they say (this one can get them super mad be careful)

7: keep checking your phone (basically just act like you have somewhere to be)

8: go to the bathroom

9: cry and beg for mercy

If anyone has any other tactics feel free to add them

Misha Collins is out here doing God's work

Wow Adam and Eve really are the original male wife/girlboss couple huh

I'm just going to start biting people