So I Was Just Out With My Friend And Somehow We Decided That One Day We'll Just Buy A House And Live

So I was just out with my friend and somehow we decided that one day we'll just buy a house and live together. All platonically ofc and we'd still have significant others but they'd just have to deal with the fact that we're living together. If the relationship gets serious they can move in so now all of us would be living there and this would absolutely confuse everyone around us and I just think that's iconic of us tbh

Characters as things I've said/heard people say

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Charlie: *pours ranch on her chicken parm*

Angel: *horrified* please no

Charlie: huh?

Angel: You're just doing this to mess with me aren't you

Charlie: *mixes the ranch in*

Angel: Oh God

Charlie: what? Ranch is good on everything

Angel: RANCH ISN'T EVEN GOOD ON SALAD AND THAT'S WHAT IT'S MADE FOR

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Hazbin Hotel as my group therapy because I fucking hate going and I need to get something positive out of it

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Charlie: are you high?

Angel, very obviously high: It's just allergies

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Showing Sir Pentious around

Husk: and that locked room is where they experiment on new residents

Angel: they turn your spinal fluid into crack

Nifty: yes that's where they punish you

Alastor: They have a paddle with your name on it

Charlie: WHAT ARE YOU TELLING HIM

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Husk: what's so exciting about being under there

Nifty, giggling underneath the table: Legs

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Vaggie: so apparently my love language is physical touch? Which is crazy because I hate being touched

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Angel: I slay every day.... when I can

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Angel: want to play blackjack?

Vaggie: No that's poker we're not gambling

Husk: So? My fifth grade teacher taught me how to play poker we should be able to play it here

Charlie: what kind of school did you go to???

Husk: Public school

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Nifty making uncomfortable eye contact: grrr

Sir Pentious: are you- are you growling at me????

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Angel: I can't wait to eat candy from that white van

Valentino: there's no candy in my white van

Angel: then what's in your white van

Valentino: ....

Angel: WHAT'S IN THE WHITE VAN

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Valentino: golden showers all day everyday

Velvette: WHY WHY DO YOU SPEAK

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Angel glancing at Husk: My cat has antisocial tendencies

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Charlie: You can't mess with people's realities that's called gaslighting

Alastor: That's okay

Vaggie: NO

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Angel: wait I'm going to be your height watch this *squats*

Vaggie: *glares*

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Lucifer: Hey you better get that away from me

Nifty: *takes a step closer*

Lucifer: I SAID GET IT AWAY

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Vaggie: Everyone be careful because the worst kind of std is a child

Angel: actually it's crabs

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Charlie: Now we'll all go around the room and say one thing we like about ourselves. Angel would you like to go firs-

Angel: titties

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Manic episodes are such an experience because it's like

"Wow I feel so good right now. I don't think I've ever felt this good in my entire life like watch this I bet I can do a perfect backflip- No I've never tried to do a backflip before but that doesn't matter because I am amazing I am just so good like I can see it perfectly in my head"

"hmmm that doesn't seem right... When's the last time you took your medication?"

"Oh well um I ran out a couple days ago but I feel better now so like I'm probably cured"

Misha Collins is out here doing God's work

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I'm not reblogging the entire post (here) but I did the side by side picrew + uquiz thing.

Not tagging specific people but keep the chain going if u want!