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marlene with effie & reggie with monty <3

James: Dad, this is my boyfriend, Regulus. Reggie, this is my dad, Fleamont

Monty: *goes to shake his hand* Monty is just fine

Regulus: *shakes his hand* Nice to finally meet you, sir.

Monty: Wow, look at you. You're much more attractive than those pictures your brother has of you.

James: Dad...

Monty: What a handsome young man you are.

James: Dad!

Monty: *chuckles* Well, I'm gonna go help your mother in the kitchen. Are you staying for supper, Regulus?

Regulus: Uhm...*looks at James*

James: I was about to ask him that.

Regulus: It would be a pleasure, sir.

Monty: I look forward to it. *leaves*

Regulus: *tucks his hair behind his ears and fixes his sleeves*

James: ...what was that?

Regulus: What?

James: You tucked your hair behind your ear and you fixed your sleeves

Regulus: So?

James: ...you only do that when you like someone!

Regulus: What? No, I don't

James: You did it for me, for Crouch, and for Remus! I know that move!

Regulus: You're being ridiculous

James: And my dad?! Are you kidding me?! My dad?

Regulus: Well...you look just like him.

James: Doesn't change the fact that he's my dad. And he's married. Not to mention the fact that he's basically 70

Regulus: And a successful potioneer.

James: Are you serious right now?

Regulus: Wha- Sirius already called dibs?!

James: Oh my Gods!!!

THIS IS SO CHAOTIC AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH.

James: He hates me! Why does your uncle hate me Sirius??

Sirius: Oh...Because I told him you were the one who smoke pot in my room when I visited him in 5th year

James: WHAT??

Regulus *coming inside* : Hey, what's going on?

James: Sirius told Alphard that I smoke pot in Sirius' room in 5th year!

Regulus: What? Were you even there?

Sirius: ...I told him he flew out of the window

James: And why did he believe it?

Sirius: Because I told him what an excellent quidditch player you are :)

James: awwww :) you really-

Regulus: NO. Don't even start. Sirius, James and I are supposed to tell him that we live together TODAY and we can't do that if he hates James!

Sirius: Okay! Okay...I'll tell him.

(1 hour later)

Regulus: So. Did you tell him?

Sirius: Yeah about that. I was thinking of maybe writing him a letter-

Regulus: Okay you know what? You had your chance.

Regulus *goes up to Alphard*: Uncle. James didn't smoke pot in 5th year, Sirius did.

Sirius: YOU ARE SUCH A TATTLETALE!!

Alphard: Is this true Sirius?

Sirius: Yes..

Regulus: And uncle. Sirius was the one who melted your collection.

Sirius:

Sirius: REGULUS' ONLY FRIEND FOR YEARS WAS OUR HOUSE ELF

Regulus: *gasp*

Regulus: SIRIUS AND REMUS BROKE UP, GOT TOGETHER AND BROKE UP. AGAIN!

Sirius: REGULUS BECAME A DEATH EATER THEN WENT ON A SECRET MISSION TO FIND THE HORCRUXES. ON HIS OWN!

Regulus: SIRIUS IS GOING TO ASK REMUS TO MARRY HIM!

Remus: what

Sirius: YOU LITTLE- REGULUS AND JAMES ARE LIVING TOGETHER!!

Alphard: ....That is a lot of information to take in 30 seconds. I will have a word with both of you later. And James.

James:

Alphard: You have been Sirius' best friend for years, stuck by him through his drug problem

Sirius: Oh come on, it's not like he never-

Alphard: And now you've taken on Regulus as well. I don't know what to say. You're a wonderful human being.

James: Thank you, sir

Alphard: Please. Call me uncle.

James: Okay...uncle.

Remus:

Remus:

Remus: Okay so am I supposed to ignore the fact that-

suicidal!regulus in a relationship

Reg: I'm tired.

James: NOO DON'T KILL YOURSELF YET, I HAVEN'T EVEN PROPOSED-

Reg:..

Reg: amour, I'm literally just tired.

James: ....oh.

Rosekiller but theyre those straight guys who SWEAR they've got girlfriends and are not gay, but meanwhile they will spank each other, lick each others throats, push the other one against the wall and fake-fuck them from behind, flirt with each other or call the other one nicknames like "sweetie" "darling" or "My sexy hot malewife".

At this point no one is convinced theyre straight except themselves.

as a regulus kinnie, yes.

Regulus Arcturus Black, thank you for your time.

⋆˚࿔ august prompts 𝜗𝜚˚⋆

¹⁾ orange peels

²⁾ blood under fingernails

³⁾ glimmering pools of gasoline

⁴⁾ burnt coffee

⁵⁾ a martini glass

⁶⁾ jasmine perfume

⁷⁾ a knotted gold chain

⁸⁾ whiskey on someone’s breath

⁹⁾ blue lace trim

¹⁰⁾ a cornfield

¹¹⁾ an arm draped over shaking shoulders

¹²⁾ messy handwriting

¹³⁾ a chef’s white coat

¹⁴⁾ cherry pits

¹⁵⁾ a tie on a bedroom floor

¹⁶⁾ an overgrown garden

¹⁷⁾ boxer shorts

¹⁸⁾ sweet incense

¹⁹⁾ an early phone call

²⁰⁾ a chaise lounge in a dark room

²¹⁾ cheap cocktails

²²⁾ birthday candles

²³⁾ torn curtains

²⁴⁾ the snack aisle in a gas station

²⁵⁾ a riverbank after a storm

²⁶⁾ the radio shows on at 2 am

²⁷⁾ vermouth

²⁸⁾ a cold necklace against warm skin

²⁹⁾ ruined mascara

³⁰⁾ a home-cooked meal

³¹⁾ an orange-tiled shower

One of the best Black Brothers headcanons that I came up with is that there are rumours at Hogwarts that one of them is a trans guy.

Here's the thing, both of them kinda are. Regulus is a trans man, and Sirius is genderfluid. The thing is, while Sirius has been planning to come out to their friends for a while, Regulus is nowhere near ready for anyone (except Sirius) to know.

So, while Sirius is 99% sure that the rumours are about their brother, he comes out as genderfluid to avoid any suspicions being directed at Regulus.

That's how they showed each other their love even without having a regular sibling relationship- acts of kindness out of nowhere.

👏BEING👏ABUSED👏DOES👏NOT👏JUSTIFY👏BEING👏AN👏ABUSER👏

(for all the walburga defenders)

*regulus trips and falls into james’ arms*

james: are you okay?

regulus: i’m fine.

james: you sure about that? you know…we’ve never had a chance to talk, but i think we’ll have a pretty good conversation! how about… we find that out over dinner?

regulus: i don’t eat dinner.

james: coffee?

regulus: nope.

james: water then?

regulus:

*regulus leaves*

(i got this from msa youtube video 💀)

Pandora and Evan remind me of maggots eating flesh

James: What if we make macaroni and cheese but replace the cheese with chocolate fudge?

Sirius: You are a genius!

Regulus: Pathétique.

Radom student: Idiots.

Regulus (sternly): Speak that way about either of them again and I will show you who is an idiot.

oh

17 December 1975 / 15 May 1976th

I LOVE THIS.

I’m not big on ‘dumb Barty’ except when it’s like:

Barty: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?

bank teller: [eyes wide] uhhh

Barty: *scratches head with gun* man, I hate when this happens

*regulus and remus sitting together in a corner of the library, reading*

james: awwww, look at our boyfriends, reading together

sirius: they're probably reading something boring like shakespeare or something

james: yeah probably

*remus and regulus: reading the most smutty smut smut known to mankind*

wow, alright, so we're just out here hurting people this early in the morning? leave me out of it, this was mean, and now i'm sad :c

i did NOT need to see this thanks.

did anyone else notice how the other three marauders wands are by their heads/hands meanwhile james's is down by his feet 👀 (this was probably not done on purpose but it is funny)

Sleeping beauties

I NEED A LILY EVANS 🙏🙏

"You ship Jegulus because you HATE Lily Evans!"

Au Contraire,

I ship Jegulus because I want Lily Evans all to myself.

me when the jegulus fic doesn't have background wolfstar and rosekiller

and i’m gonna touch your hand when i say this…it’s fanFICTION

black brother arguments

regulus: you're a fucking blood traitor! you fucked off to go live with your perfect new family!

sirius: i'm so sorry that i didn't want to hang around with a bunch of wannabe death eaters, who value blood purity over... i don't know... BASIC HUMAN DECENCY

two seconds later

sirius: i'm going to get food. do you want to come with?

regulus: oh, yeah, sound.

found heaven fic - reg and sirius listening to found heaven after sirius ran away (muggle/modern au), black brothers bonding (maybe happy ending??) (probably sad tho)

wolfstar thingy - i have barely anything but like post-full moon and remus is sick at the same time so wolfstar cuddling and sirius helping remus get better <3

WHY. I'M SOBBING.

i found this in my notes app and now i feel sick