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puck was out of breath, his poor body heaving with distress as he fled his faerie realm. how dare they try to marry him off… and how dare they tell him on the same day he was to be wed. the faerie prince burst through the gate, a waterfall deep in the forest. he fell into a shallow stream with a rough grunt. the gate sealed behind him. puck wandered through the thick forest buck naked (for the fae didn’t wear clothes), glittery skin shimmering. he spied a figure int he distance and got both excited and curious. 

a mortal?

puck continued on his journey towards the figure, watching them grow larger as they drew closer. he noticed the hands up… was it a greeting? puck could not tell and so replicated, hands up in front of him as he approached the stranger. “wow.” puck blurted, looking up at the tall well built individual. but he couldn’t fathom what was on the man. to humans, it were clothes, but puck was confused. “why do you cover yourself? do mortal customs not allow expression of the skin? and when can i put my hands down?” he chimed so brazenly, unabashed by his naked appearance. 

“i am puck! prince of the faeries. and you are?” 

♃ —- this man was definitely not earth. and he was very very very naked. he didn’t seem embarrassed by jupiter’s presence though. which was odd. typically mortals cowered once you saw their private parts or their bare bodies when you weren’t supposed to. 

                              ‘ oh gods. ‘ jupiter thought to himself. what had he gotten himself into? as soon as he found earth he was certain to give him a proper thrashing for the mess that he had gotten his brother enthralled in. jupiter pulled out his phone and began typing away in his text-to-speech app and soon let the robotic phone voice do it’s thing. 

       “ I AM JUPITER. I AM LOOKING FOR MY BROTHER. YOU ARE NOT HIM. MY APOLOGIES.” jupiter was confused by his usage of the word ‘mortal’ to describe him. since that’s typically how he and the other celestials described everyone and everything else. he wasn’t going to disclose the fact that he wasn’t mortal on the not so off chance that this was not a fairy prince and just some naked loon in the woods. 

@canonbxys / / phobos​

♂ ---- “ the others are gonna be mad that we got into another police chase---but that was glorious ! “ mars ended up sword-fighting the local police force and impaling the sheriff with a javelin after he assaulted a man for bumping into him on the street and then shouting ‘watch where you’re going!’. that had to be the 30th warrant out for his arrest this year. “ such fun you and i have. “ 

Mars, what's the most lovers you've had in one night?

♂ ------

mars looks down and counts on his fingers briefly before his answer. " eleven ! thirteen? twenty ! no wait...."

short starter call? reply one of these for a specific muse uwu:

☉: sun,  ☽ ☾: moon,  ☿: mercury,  ♀: venus,  ♁: earth,  ♂: mars,  ♃: jupiter,  ♄: saturn,  ♅: uranus,  ♅: neptune,  ♇: pluto,  ⚳: ceres, 🝑: triton