steakout-05 - man lover and barry steakfries simp
man lover and barry steakfries simp

he/him, it/its ~ 18 yrs old ~ multifandom user with a focus on my special interests ~ professional barry steakfries simp ~ blog theme by @compassionately

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Apologies To My Followers Who Don't Watch Star Trek But I Still Cannot Get Over The Way Data Enters The

apologies to my followers who don't watch Star Trek but i still cannot get over the way Data enters the bridge in episode 2 of TNG after having just boinked Tasha. look at him. the style. the lean. the confidence.

Apologies To My Followers Who Don't Watch Star Trek But I Still Cannot Get Over The Way Data Enters The

this is the fruitiest android i have ever seen!

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1 year ago

i was watching star trek and this clip of Worf's childhood pet disappearing singlehandedly made me laugh so fucking hard it sent me into a coughing fit and distracted me from watching the episode for like half an hour because i was SO fixated on how funny it was

the echoed "HOURNK" as he fades out of existence. the 80s editing and lighting. the bewildered look on Worf's face. i am in love with this show


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1 year ago

i had a dream last night that was pretty Star Trek related, it started with my dad finding this youtube documentary about Captain Picard and existensial fear, and at one point it started turning into something like an episode of TNG and it was really silly and stupid

so like, there was this alien guy on the ship who was like this tall humanoid-ish guy who was part goat, like he had the torso of a completely white slim human but the head of a smug-semi human goat with completely black eyes, and these stupid little silicone ears that you can tell are just makeup'd on cause you can see the seam of the hat they used for the goat ears. it was like, completely shirtless with visible muscle, had goat hooves for its hands and feet and these black tights it'd wear too. he was like a smug pale twink with a goat-like head. its power was that it could infiltrate your thoughts and give you seering pain through making you think of and believe in intrusive thoughts, causing pain and intense anxiety to the crewmates of the ship. and every time he'd do this, he'd cross his arms and just smile at the person with his stupid little shit eating smirk. this obviously annoyed Picard because it kept trying to screw up control of the ship by giving everyone these intrusive thoughts, so he decided to play some mind games with it to try to stop it, to counter the thoughts that it was sending to confuse it and stun it.

the way it was defeated was that Captain Picard started fucking chasing it in circles around the bridge like he was a child playing tag with it and was like trying to gaslight it into thinking he wasn't chasing it by just yelling "NO I'M NOT" every time the goat alien said he was, thus countering its thoughts for long enough to be able to stun and apprehend it, and the alien was so embarrassed by being defeated this way that when it was sent back to its master's planet, he refused to tell the rest of the aliens the true story of what happened on the ship for like a month out of pure shame. it was. extremely funny.


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1 year ago

oh my poor sick little man..... he has a bad fever :(

Oh My Poor Sick Little Man..... He Has A Bad Fever :(

i've always had a soft spot for sickfics and i like seeing strong characters get taken care of by the ones who love them most :) craig is making him chicken noodle soup in the kitchen, barry's favourite meal to have whenever he's not feeling well.

bonus: earlier version with ripped sleeves

Oh My Poor Sick Little Man..... He Has A Bad Fever :(

i liked the thought of him being all snug in the only piece of clothing he hasn't ripped so i drew the sleeves of his jammies because it was cuter :)


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barry steakfries jetpack joyride why does tumblr always compress my drawings grrrgrr he is sikc :( i feel like if barry got sick he'd be the type of guy to be like ''what! i'm not sick no waayyy haha'' and then die of a coughing fit immediately after he'd be very grumpy about not being able to go jetpacking and having to stay at home all day he'd be like ''what happened to watching cartoons when i was home sick!? this is so BORING'' and craig would be like ''there there its ok you'll live. go to bed barry'' also i love how barry canonically has homely cute flower blankets on his bed i like to think he's kinda embarrassed by them because he always calls his home his 'secret hideout' and always talks about how cool it is and whatnot and then you walk inside and it's just. comfy. only craig knows about the cosier bits of his home he's too prideful to tell anyone else craig thinks it's nice :) wait tumblr fucking deleted the other tags i wrote goddamnit barry would be like ''i'm not THAT sick! i don't need to be pampered! i'm a man i can do it!'' and then when craig drags him home he's like ''ehh... i'm dying craig..... craig tuck me in.....'' he's stubborn but he's a big softie :) i like to think he doesn't like to ask for help because he feels like it's weak but at the same time he knows he really needs help because he feels really sick he may complain a lot and act all fussy but he doesn't resist to craig taking care of him cause he knows he's gotta let his guard down every once in a while + he's too tired to do it he's too proud to admit it but he likes being taken care of by craig every now and then :) ahh how i love stubborn characters who just wanna be held...