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I Was Watching Star Trek And This Clip Of Worf's Childhood Pet Disappearing Singlehandedly Made Me Laugh
i was watching star trek and this clip of Worf's childhood pet disappearing singlehandedly made me laugh so fucking hard it sent me into a coughing fit and distracted me from watching the episode for like half an hour because i was SO fixated on how funny it was
the echoed "HOURNK" as he fades out of existence. the 80s editing and lighting. the bewildered look on Worf's face. i am in love with this show
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ok i made a BETTER pony hop animation!! this one was referenced from Pinkie Pie's hop and it looks way better and has a BIGGER jump!!! it has better spring action!! it uses more tweening!!! yippee!!!!
![Ok I Made A BETTER Pony Hop Animation!! This One Was Referenced From Pinkie Pie's Hop And It Looks Way](https://64.media.tumblr.com/5f559b2b48dac4e1071d557dc41a132f/2f57263a7d5c0a42-ec/s400x600/666a02078698e4516758f641c716f7f0e353d0d7.gif)
original animation: here :]
i had a dream last night that was pretty Star Trek related, it started with my dad finding this youtube documentary about Captain Picard and existensial fear, and at one point it started turning into something like an episode of TNG and it was really silly and stupid
so like, there was this alien guy on the ship who was like this tall humanoid-ish guy who was part goat, like he had the torso of a completely white slim human but the head of a smug-semi human goat with completely black eyes, and these stupid little silicone ears that you can tell are just makeup'd on cause you can see the seam of the hat they used for the goat ears. it was like, completely shirtless with visible muscle, had goat hooves for its hands and feet and these black tights it'd wear too. he was like a smug pale twink with a goat-like head. its power was that it could infiltrate your thoughts and give you seering pain through making you think of and believe in intrusive thoughts, causing pain and intense anxiety to the crewmates of the ship. and every time he'd do this, he'd cross his arms and just smile at the person with his stupid little shit eating smirk. this obviously annoyed Picard because it kept trying to screw up control of the ship by giving everyone these intrusive thoughts, so he decided to play some mind games with it to try to stop it, to counter the thoughts that it was sending to confuse it and stun it.
the way it was defeated was that Captain Picard started fucking chasing it in circles around the bridge like he was a child playing tag with it and was like trying to gaslight it into thinking he wasn't chasing it by just yelling "NO I'M NOT" every time the goat alien said he was, thus countering its thoughts for long enough to be able to stun and apprehend it, and the alien was so embarrassed by being defeated this way that when it was sent back to its master's planet, he refused to tell the rest of the aliens the true story of what happened on the ship for like a month out of pure shame. it was. extremely funny.
i think if Barry and Craig lived together, Barry would suddenly wake up at really odd hours with a mindblowing thought in his head, shake Craig awake and be like "dude... dinosaurs could have been bright pink and we'd never know....." and Craig, who is only partially awake, would just nod and go "mhmm" but internally he's like "????? what"
apologies to my followers who don't watch Star Trek but i still cannot get over the way Data enters the bridge in episode 2 of TNG after having just boinked Tasha. look at him. the style. the lean. the confidence.
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this is the fruitiest android i have ever seen!
dear god what did they DO to him
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