Cw: Mention Of An Nsfw Blog

cw: mention of an nsfw blog

ok i woke up today and saw that i just had like a birth fetish account follow me??? and i'm so???? confused?????? bro..... i post about silly cartoon men and star trek what are you doing here lmaooooo

edit: oh yeah i also forgot: this is a reminder for nsfw accounts to please not follow me. yeah it was funny seeing the birth blog pop up in my notifications like a jumpscare but for my own safety nsfw blogs do not follow thank you :)

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i'm gonna bet they 100% followed me because i have 18 in my bio i don't think they were a bot either they seemed like a real person sigh don't make me tap the section in my bio that says ''nsfw accounts don't follow me'' i'm so bewildered about this what is happening i'm just. so confused. i literally just woke up this morning and oh look there's a birth guy outside my door that's just tumblr for you sometimes..... and i don't know how i should feel about that. not making this rebloggable because mmmmmmm no i'll post something normal later i just think it's really funny that this happened you are on the *wrong* blog my guy you had too much to drink and now you're taking a turn down the wrong street turn around

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steakout-05

1 year ago

i love how i'll get fixated on a character and then start saying shit like "awww he's such a lil guy! a lil fella!!" when the "lil guy" in question is a grown 30-40 year old man with visible facial hair and wrinkles and pores

for example: peppino spaghetti

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pizza tower peppino spaghetti like. why do i do this. he is LITERALLY a grown 40 year old italian man and i'm just here like ''aww he's such a cute lil guy'' he's almost old enough to be my DAD what am i doing but also he really is just a silly cute little guy sometimes have you seen the way this man smiles its precious it's even funnier when you remember peppino looked even OLDER and wrinklier in mcpig's super old drawings of him like pizza tower peppino is pretty much just a woobified version of his OG form which was literally just some schlubby wrinkly old italian dude and i love that i love how weirdly enlarged his other eye is in this image it looks kinda strange but also that's literally just what peppino looks like

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steakout-05

1 year ago

*clenched fists, head on the table, white knuckled, seething, hyperventilating, visible veins showing, sweating, about to burst into tears, shaking violently, going to explode*

it's.... spelled........ JON.............. arbuckle........

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how i actually feel when i see someone spell jon arbuckle's name as ''john'' for the 574867347th time /j jon arbuckle garfield shitpost i find it interesting how many people spell his name with a H though like i get that john is the more common spelling but also it was never written or spelled that way in any garf media it's more common with people who haven't read garfield which is understandable actually this post is a joke i don't actually get mad when people spell his name with a H it's just like... you know that feeling you get when you really REALLY want to correct someone on a piece of info you know they got wrong? yeah it's that i'm very passionate about garfield if you couldn't tell lol i guess there's just so much misinfo about garfield that it gets kinda exhausting like i've heard a couple people say that garfield was made during WW2??? and when i first heard that i was like ''????? literally no it wasn't???'' like i mean this in the most polite way but What The Actual Fuck Are You Talking About omg that's like that andrew garfield tweet i hate so much. you know the one that says that garfield was created by his granddad- -about his cat who was named 'lasagna'? i hate that tweet with every fiber of my being there's SO MUCH wrong about it it's not even funny i think that tweet is actually satire though but honestly it's so hard to tell what's satire and what isn't anymore anyway. jon is spelled jon not john have a good day :)

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steakout-05

1 year ago

important post regarding AI and Tumblr

i'm making this post just to make my followers aware that Tumblr is having a deal with selling user data to AI companies. as an avid AI Hater™ i'm incredibly against this decision as i think scraping people's data and using it to train models without them knowing is unethical. here's what to do if you don't want your blog to be a part of this:

go to your Blog Settings. on desktop, click your blog button and then click the 'Blog Settings' button on the right sidebar. on mobile, click the three bars in the top left, scroll to your blog button, open the menu underneath and click 'Blog Settings'.

scroll down to where it says "Prevent third-party sharing for [blog name]" and click the button next to it.

as an extra precaution i'm also discouraged searching for my blog from sites like Google and Yahoo as well. i hate the integration of AI into social media and i hope this AI integration trend burns and explodes into a million pieces.

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i hate ai fuck ai all my homes hate ai!!! the only ai i respect is data soong and his silly lil weirdo family if data were here he'd hate this no but seriously i despise the integration of ai into fucking everything. i hate it. i hate everything about it. it was funny when it was just dalle generating pictures of walter white delivering pizzas but now? now it's just getting ridiculously unethical and really scary i hope a really big set of laws are made that practically squash all of this i hate ai so much i really do do you understand how annoying it is to search something up only to see that half the results are just generated by ai- -and have nothing to do with what i fucking searched up in the first place??? i'm so sick and tired of seeing 50 ai generated ''cursed garfield'' images when i'm trying to search up garfield comics it's THAT BAD i don't CARE if most of my posts are just stupid shitposts i'm not letting midjourney use it as training data for their stupid ai i might actually just move over to cohost or something because i'm so sick of tumblr's decisions at this point does this mean i might have to private my art? god i hope not i want to keep this blog up for people to enjoy because i really do like the shitposts and art i post on here but if this shit starts to get wild i might have to private it all cohost is a little smaller and cosier and i like that so i might start reposting everything there chronologically i would recommend that people make a cohost account and archive their stuff there because the platform seems promising i hope ai explodes

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steakout-05

1 year ago

Data: Captain, permission to break it down sloppy style?

Captain Picard: ..... Proceed, Data.

Data: *proceeds to do the nastiest most raw orange justice you've ever seen be done by any life form in the galaxy*

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star trek shitposting star trek tng data soong 💕 captain picard! 💕 this is so fucking stupid i've had this bouncing around in my brain like the dvd logo and i keep hearing the characters say it in their voices in my head data saying really stupid shit in that calm polite voice of his is unreasonably funny to me i need to hear data say silly stuff more it's so healing to my clusterfuck of a brain imagining data doing orange justice while everyone else on the bridge is dead serious is wonderful just an ordinary episode of early installment tng to me

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steakout-05

1 year ago

Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.

REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.

We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.

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