steakout-05

man lover and barry steakfries simp

he/him, it/its ~ 18 yrs old ~ multifandom user with a focus on my special interests ~ professional barry steakfries simp ~ blog theme by @compassionately

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I Need One Of Those Quirky Coffee Mugs That Says "don't Talk To Me Until I've Put My Binder On" With

i need one of those quirky coffee mugs that says "don't talk to me until i've put my binder on" with the trans flag on it i think that would be very cool

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steakout-05

8 months ago

(DISCLAIMER: as of the 17th of August 2024, it was revealed that Craig is directly related to Barry, which obviously makes my Crarry art very awkward. this is here to say this was made before any of that was revealed and obviously wasn't intended to be a ship about... that.)

very silly crarry shitpost for your souls

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barry steakfries jetpack joyride jetpack joyride 2 craig jetpack joyride 2 craig the scientist barry x craig crarry makesweet i am going crazy over crarry at the moment they are consuming my every thought they are the dumbest couple ever i love them so much <3

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steakout-05

8 months ago

GUYS??? i opened up Jetpack Joyride just now and THEY FINALLY ADDED MULTIPLAYER???? THIS IS SO COOL!!!!!

i literally went "WUH??? HUH??????" when i saw that glowing button lmaoooo. there are three modes that you can choose from: Classic Race, Star Dash and Zappy Bird. i got a race on my first go and it was really fun! unfortunately i forgot to record footage of me actually doing the race out of excitement BUT i did get to race against a player with a Star Trek costume which was very cool :D

they've actually had images of multiplayer on their app store page for a while now, such as this screenshot of two Barrys riding on their respective Mr. Cuddles vehicles:

this feature is AWESOME and i'd love to see it developed more in the future!! maybe something like a party mode would be really cool!!

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jetpack joyride barry steakfries halfbrick halfbrick studios gonna be honest i really expected this to be like a halfbrick+ exclusive thing so i'm super surprised and happy that it's in the base game! i hope it stays as something fun to do in the base game and not as a subscription thing in the future because it gives you something to do- -if you've already bought everything and if there aren't any events going on it's really fun

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steakout-05

8 months ago

this one image of barry is so funny to me. what is he plotting. what is he up to. he looks like a villain about to go "well well well...." and do the spinny chair thing (except he just goes "wheeeeeee :D" and keeps spinning)

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barry steakfries jetpack joyride dan the man dan the man art style my beloved <33333 i wanna edit the specific image of him into really stupid places it could be like. a whole sideblog. except i would only have like 10 ideas for it then abandon it lmaoo i cant play dtm classic at the moment so i have no idea what the context of this even is i'm guessing it has something to do with the dtm game existing as a port barry made from an arcade game he loved back years ago? maybe? cause like... that's the whole reason he's even in the game i believe idk i'm just guessing

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steakout-05

8 months ago

i think there is a very special category of "most dense mfer in the world" for people irl who somehow misgender me (and continue to misgender me) despite me wearing multiple layers of men's clothing, cutting my hair short, not shaving, binding my chest and wearing a very visible and big he/him pin on my bag. disrespectfully: how the actual hell did you fuck up that badly.

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like surely you can take a hint as to what gender expression i'm going for. surely. at this point they have to be doing it on purpose. there's no way you can look at someone who is obviously presenting as masc this much and -be like ''eerrmmm are u a she'' on accident. no way unless they think i'm butch??? but also like???? the pronoun pin????? the trans pin?????? HELLO?????????? is there some kind of secret sauce these people are picking up that i don't know about or something. am i missing something because there's no fucking way i could be missing anything with a literal he/him pin are people just like.... not being very perceptive???? it happens online too??? somehow?????? my pronouns are one of the only immediate pieces of information someone could get from me online. how the actual fuck. i'm gonna have to put my pronouns in my username in online games at this point 😭 i'm convinced cis people don't know how to take a hint or something. in any situation i'm kidding...... or am i? but seriously though it's as if i gotta hold up a giant sign that says ''I'M A MAN I GO BY HE/HIM'' just to be gendered correctly it's especially annoying when people continue to misgender me after hearing my voice cause like. i know it's not the lowest voice- -in the world but SURELY you can decipher something from someone who's on his way to sounding like australian critikal it's also confusing because i pass to all my friends. and yet. strangers somehow don't get it. (maybe that's why my friends are my friends and the strangers aren't /jjjjjjjj) anyway yeah. very annoying trans 🏳️‍⚧️ transgender transmasc trans man transphobia trans issues

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steakout-05

8 months ago

i love how all of tumblr basically went from aggressively hating on Jon Arbuckle to eventually going a full 180 and rooting for him and even declaring him the next sexyman when the new Garfield movie came out. as a certified Jon Arbuckle Liker™ i very much approve of this

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jon arbuckle garfield garfposting i would literally hug jon arbuckle so hard he'd make a noise like a squeaky toy if he were real i love him so so so much <3

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