Every Damn Time

every damn time

for some reason i love the thing of naming video game characters "[noun] guy". like Heavy Weapons Guy. it's simple yet effective. like look that's the guy, that's the heavy guy. it's so gender envy. it's so mid-2000s Newgrounds. this is the perfect naming convention and i think we should keep naming characters like this

very specific observation: the 3ds hShop website says Pokemon Rumble World was only a physical release when that information is very blatantly incorrect as i literally have a digital copy of the game i got legally from the eShop over 2 years ago. worst website ever /jjjjj

i was just lookin at the Jetpack Joyride 2 anniversary arts where Barry is sitting on a giant cake and i'm just thinkin like. is there just a giant ass-shaped imprint in the icing now. why is he sitting on it in the first place. barry no your entire butt is printed onto the cake no one wants to eat it now. unless that was his plan all along to have the cake to himself....... smart barry very smart. ass crimes.

imagine Barry Steakfries but he's like. actually small enough to fit inside a phone screen. like he's literally not even an inch tall. just a tiny little guy that you can drag around with your finger like a shimeji. personally i'd put him in a soda can and spin him around

random thought but i love the idea of Herobrine being less of an explicitly evil character and more of a weird cryptid thing that exists by accident and can only be perceived at long FOV distances by humans, forever being sort of isolated from the rest of them to only be seen partially obscured by the fog. he physically exists, but can only be perceived as though he were a ghost. he's very curious about other humans, watching over them as they traverse the world, but he means no harm. this can often look like stalking behaviour which can freak other humans out and make him seem menacing or off putting. scrambled throughout the world are legends and scriptures written about this mysterious being that make him out to be terrifying and threatening. warnings, spells and summoning rituals are seen scratched across the walls of ancient catacombs and ruined civilisations. locked inside dusty chests are torn and withered parchments scribbled with illustrations that depict him to be some sort of monstrous eldritch creature, perhaps mistaking something more terrifying for the legends of the strange man all should beware that have persisted for centuries. others depict him more as a silent, stalking shadowed figure, lurking behind trees and mountains with unknown intentions.

the only reason he exists is because of a strange bug that causes a duplicate of the main player to generate along with the world, and no matter how many times the developers of Minecraft try to remove him, he always quietly comes back somehow, implying that the rules of the game they created has developed into its own ecosystem that is slowly developing its own independence separate from the game, and that Herobrine is an integral part of it. he might possibly be a remnant of an ancient experiment or society that has long since disappeared, but for whatever reason, Herobrine still persists.