For Some Reason I Love The Thing Of Naming Video Game Characters "[noun] Guy". Like Heavy Weapons Guy.

for some reason i love the thing of naming video game characters "[noun] guy". like Heavy Weapons Guy. it's simple yet effective. like look that's the guy, that's the heavy guy. it's so gender envy. it's so mid-2000s Newgrounds. this is the perfect naming convention and i think we should keep naming characters like this

every damn time

i was just lookin at the Jetpack Joyride 2 anniversary arts where Barry is sitting on a giant cake and i'm just thinkin like. is there just a giant ass-shaped imprint in the icing now. why is he sitting on it in the first place. barry no your entire butt is printed onto the cake no one wants to eat it now. unless that was his plan all along to have the cake to himself....... smart barry very smart. ass crimes.

i think my undiagnosed summer seasonal affective disorder is starting to finally kick in this month and is probably gonna last for a while until next year, wish me luck everynyan we are fucking under attack

if archive.org hits me with a "job failed :(" ONE more time while i am trying to archive cohost css stuff im going to explode into a million bite-sized pieces

jetpack joyride if it was WOKE!!!!1!

BISEXUAL steakfries

GAYig

betty BUTCHpies

BIGENDER robo-barry

PRIDE FLAGsh

lab LESBIAN

GENDERbax

professor BLOWJOB

MANLIKER mikhail

HE/THEY minertaur

queen v

red PRONOUNS

NON BINARY nixie

(this post is based off this star trek shitpost that makes me burst into hysterics every time i see it)