This Fanfic Im Never Going To Write Is Really Damn Good.

This fanfic I’m never going to write is really damn good.

Hi! I saw that in one of your posts you said that our bois Vlad and Stef bit people with Covid-19. Isn't that dangerous? :/ Also why would they do that?

Hello curious human! My idea is that Vladimir and Stefan have a bet each year to decide where to spend the holidays. This year’s bet was: whoever saved the most humans affected by Covid-19 won.  Soon they started to realize that they could turn the situation in their favour... Our favourite Romanian vampires had two weapons up their sleeves. One: take the humans to a hospital, so that the humans would owe them a favour. Two: change a good part of the humans, so that they would have an army without the Volturi finding out. 

The second part is what’s really interesting! I think that the Volturi get their information throught official sources, so they actually wouldn’t know that Vladimir and Stefan are creating an army because, well, the patients officially fell to the desease! Evil but genius. 

To answer to your question: I personally don’t think it’s dangerous for vampires to bite humans affacetd by any deasease. Maybe they can taste a change in the blood’s taste, but that’s about it. 

A tiny author’s note: this is my very personal way to deal with the pandemic. I don’t want to offend or trigger anyone. Sorry if I did. Stay safe everyone! 

Didyme: Marcus, I’m so happy I could kiss you!

Marcus: *Nervous laughter*

Marcus: Umm… Neat!

[Later]

Marcus: *Lying face down on his bed*

Marcus: I can’t believe I said “Neat”, Caius. “Neat.” Nobody says neat anymore! It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I’m a huge loser!

Caius: *Idly turns parenting book page*

Caius: Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Athenodora confessed to me?

Marcus: Didn’t you like, thank her?

Caius: *Closes parenting book to stare at the ceiling*

Caius: I thanked her.

This is 100% what happened!! Demetri was destroyed when his beautiful locks were ruined, but Heidi did a good job and Felix reassured Demetri for weeks on end, cuddling and playing with his hair for most of the days so that the tracker would get his confidence back

So in the books Demetri is described as having long hair. But what if before the events of New Moon, during when the Volturi were doing the immortal children experiments, an immortal child got a hold of his luscious mane and yanked off a good chunk. And Heidi, who has been dying to get her hair hands on his head, gave him a hair cut.

Just a thought.

Volturi guard + guilty pleasures

Has long bubble baths, for which he uses tons of products. From bath bombs to conditioner, this man spares no expenses when it comes to his personal beauty routine.

He lives for shopping. Like obviously he buys the latest trend of clothes, for his wardrobe is always up to date, but he also likes to buy what cannot be described as nothing else if not "useless stuff". He accumulates so many things that periodically, say every month or two, Felix and Heidi have to help him clear out his rooms. Usually, the majority of the objects gets handed out to someone from the coven.

He flirts with absolutely everyone and anyone just because he can (he necessarily doesn't want to do anything with the people he first with).

On his days off, he never gets out of his pajamas. Why does he even own pajama? To see Demetri's Iconic Eye Roll™.

Whenever he's driving a car, he sings loudly the most obnoxious songs. Sometimes passengers like Jane and Alec join him, but once again Demetri is annoyed.

Basically one of Felix's guilty pleasures is annoying Demetri.

Jane loves people watching. Whenever she's out and about she always take time to sit for a bit and watch the people around her. She's both fascinated and repulsed by the humans, who hurry for no reason at all in her eyes. When Alrc joins her, they comment what they see. Sometimes Alec purposely brings Jane out when she's upset for some reason so that she can let her rage out with mean comments to strangers rather than in the castle.

She loves make up and continues to buy the lasted trend, even if she already owns the equivalent amount of items that can be found in any make up shop. Sometimes, when she's in a good mood, she's accompanied by Demetri during these trips to make up stores.

She loves make up not only on herself but also on other people. Everyone in the castle let her practice on them, from Aro, who usually requests something with an excessive amount of glitter, to Demetri, who totally rocks the basic look of eyeliner and lipstick. Even Alec let's her practice on his face, sitting patiently while she figures out contouring. Felix loves when she finds a particular shade of lipstick, like green or blue.

He loves proving his sister wrong about something.

He sometimes continues to play video-game even after his presence has been requested elsewhere -but he only does this when he's sure there won't be dire consequences.

Likes to watch on to the next episode of a box set, ahead of his viewing partners, Felix and Demetri, who inevitably discover his betrayal and kick him out of Movie Night, only to apologize and let him in not even 5 minutes later.

I would like to personally and anonymously thank you for writing & posting both Stefan/Vlad and Stefan/Reader Vlad/Reader. It's the best. : )

Thank you!

I love both scenarios, having different paths is my guilty pleasure soo~