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The Volturi guard + pets

Demetri likes cats. They're elegant just like he is and can be left alone while he's on a mission.

When he doesn't have company, he likes to take it slow and relax, especially when the cat is purring or sleeping in a cute position.

He spray or neuter each and every cat he owns because once kittens wreaked havoc in his walk-in closet and it's NOT happening again.

He would hire someone to feed the cat while he's on missions and to clean the litter box, because there is no way Demetri would do that himself.

He likes rare breeds and would go to a great distance to find the perfect cat.

Felix likes big, fluffy dogs. Anything smaller makes him worry he's going to accidentally hurt them.

He likes to take long walks with his dog, and sometimes he brings along Demetri, with whom he plays a very unfair game of hide and seek, or Alec, because the kid needs a break from all the drama going in in the castle.

Every time a dog of his dies, Felix mourn and claims he doesn't want to even look at a dog anymore. 30 years later, Demetri and Heidi bring him to a local shelter and our big guy inevitably falls in love with a new pup.

#AdoptDontShop

The twins take care of the fish in the pond, feeding them with extreme attention. They get mad at anyone who dares throw something like stale bread at those lovely creatures (why do vampires have stale bread anyway?).

They also love bigger animals and Caius got them two lovely horses.

Alec's horse is black and tall. He loves going on rides for entire days, maybe even a week or two if the masters allow.

Jane's mare is white and extremely sweet. Jane likes taking care of her and she takes hours at a time, brushing her and braiding her tail.

Jane is obviously unaware of this, but Caius got her that horse hoping that she would benefit from taking care of another being and it did. So you could say that Jane is doing pet therapy.

They love going on short rides together. After all, who wouldn't enjoy Tuscany while on horseback?

Renata has lots of hamsters. She bought only three. It's out of control now and soon the castle will be full or rodents.

Heidi doesn't like the idea of another being depending on her, but she occasionally buys bread to feed the lovely birds outside of her window.

Corin has tried multiple time to lure the squirrels at the park into the castle. A mission unsuccessful to this day.

Even though he's not supposed to, Afton has a snake in his room. He knows he's not allowed to (since one high-ranking member of the guard is scared, nay terrified of them) so he uses his power on it.

Semi-silly Demetri headcanons

He is scared of snakes. You can only imagine how awful it was while he was living with Amun in Egypt.

He is constantly worried that he smells bad. He showers twice a day and scrubs his skin so vigorously that he almost irritates it. People joke that they can find him following his scent; he laughs but he's truly happy. Felix is the only one who knows that at the lowest point of his human life, Demetri couldn't stand the smell of his family's house -he comes from a very poor family.

His conquests are immediately drawn and open to him, they like to tell him things they never told anyone else. He's more closed and doesn't share a single personal thing. He likes to bathe with his favorite partners, those with whom he feels a deep connection; with them he feels free. Only Felix and Heidi made it to his bathtub.

Always lets Felix choose the name of his pets because of a lost bet a few centuries ago.

Doesn't allow anyone to borrow his clothes because he's secretly worried that they would suit other people better.

Always has to go to Felix or Alec for help when he tries to use technology.

He's banned from game night because he's too easily irratated when playing board games.

VLADIMIR HEADCANONS PLS

So, I kinda cheated because I said that requests were closed so that I could get back on the old ones, but honestly this headcanons just came to me. Naughty anon successfully tempted me!

For the last couple of months, he's let his hair grow out and just loves it when Ștefan braids or styles it.

At first, he wasn't fond of the nomadic lifestyle, because he understandably missed all the comforts his previous life as a king/emperor gave him.

He l o v e s swimming, especially in natural lakes.

Has a beautiful singing voice, he is constantly humming under his breath.

Sometimes he eats human food, even if it does weird things to his vampire body.

He's fluent in pretty much all the European languages.

At first he wasn't fond of the nomadic lifestyle, because he missed of the comforts his previous life as a king/emperor offered him. Slowly, Ștefan made him look on the bright side of the situation: they get to explore marvelous places, meet all kinds of people and even have a certain freedom.

He befriended Demetri. Well, half seduced him and half befriended him. Now every time the tracker "hunts them down", they all have a great time partying and hunting.

He likes music and he loves dancing. His favorite partner of all times is Ștefan; once he joked that he was glad Ștefan survived the wars because he could never survive without his dancing partner.

He likes sitting at those little tables in the streets.

He supports Ștefan no matter what, and is 100% commited to him. He's also very protective of the brunette.

He's a very good kisser. And like, the king of cuddles, even if he doesn't flaunt it.

Has a weird moral compass: he's not a vegetarian vampires because he doesn't have the heart to kill "those poor animals".

Speaks Ștefan's dialect solely to please him.

Likes to lay in meadows.

Thanks to Demetri, he wears clothes that suits him well and he's aware of that. Nonetheless, every and each time someone compliments him, he giggles and turns away.

He's hypnotized by fire, from small candles to bonfires.

He's a great storyteller but literally never mentions the Great Fall™, if not for some vague and non important details.

Surprisingly, he knows how to drive.

Sometimes, on Date Night™ he wears eyeliner.

He would never admit it, but he wants to enjoy life with Ștefan more than he wants to go back to his position as a king/emperor.

What's the dumbest thing stefan has ever done?

Politically speaking, not booby trapping the Volturi's castle while they were away in America.

Non politically speaking, he once poured pink dye in Vladimir's shampoo. Luckily, he has a scar to remind him of not making the same mistake.

A little domestic scene

[Vladimir x Ștefan]

Vladimir is reading peacefully on his armchair when he eyes Ștefan entering the room. The brunette has a weird smirk in his face, so Vladimir looks at him with suspicious growing inside of him.

"Vladimir..." Ștefan calls, in a playful tone.

"Yes?" the blond responds tentatively. Only when Ștefan takes a few steps forward, he notices that he hides his hands behind his back. He also noticed that Ștefan isn't smirking, but smiling.

The brunette gracefully takes a seat on the armrest. Out of the blue, he hands Vladimir a mysterious package, wrapped in elegant matte black paper.

Vladimir gasps a little but Ștefan plants a kiss on his forehead. "Don't worry, you didn't forget any anniversary. I just felt like spoiling you". Vladimir shakes his head but still looks for his boyfriend's lips; Ștefan, though, motions for him to open up his gift.

Carefully, Vladimir unwraps the paper and he can only get a glimpse of some cloth before Ștefan grabs it. He motions for Vladimir to stand up. "It's a raincoat, try it on!" he says, already reaching for Vladimir's arm, who is now smiling at him.

Once he has it on, Ștefan takes a few steps back to admire him. He nods approvingly, his mouth half open and his eyes sparking a certain happiness.

Vladimir giggles a bit, embarrassed by the sudden attention, and looks at his gift. "It's a beautiful colour" he comments, trying to keep a casual conversation. The raincoat was a shiny, dark blue. "Like the sky after a storm or something stupid and trivial like that" Vladimir thinks.

Now he's certain Ștefan is smirking. "I knew you would notice. It's how I imagine your eyes when you were human" he explains. Vladimir stiffens and turns his attention to him.

Ștefan quickly hurries over to him, and undoes the zipper and slides the raincoat off. Vladimir is confused and feels like he's said something wrong, but Ștefan turns the raincoat inside out, revealing a deep and rich burgundy. Once again, he helps Vladimir wearing it.

"But I have to say, I like you better with red eyes" Ștefan whispers, and Vladimir smiles just before pulling him into a loving kiss. He can feel Ștefan caressing his hair, his neck, his back; he perceives his thick clothes under his fingertips.

After a while, Ștefan takes again a few steps back, just to admire how well the raincoat suits his man. He has spent quite some time looking for the exact some red, and finally Vladimir's gorgeous eyes have their match.

Vladimir smiles at him, then he undoes his hair, letting the locks of white hair fall on his shoulder. He then goes back to his place on the armchair and motions to Ștefan to come forward.

The brunette certainly doesn't need a formal invite and takes his place on Vladimir's lap in a matter of milliseconds. He places a few kissed on his cheek, then on his neck.

The blond smiles. "Thank you for the gift" he purrs right into Ștefan's ear "how can I repay you?". The brunette smirks. "I can think of a few things" he replies, with a throaty chuckle.

Volturi guard + guilty pleasures

Has long bubble baths, for which he uses tons of products. From bath bombs to conditioner, this man spares no expenses when it comes to his personal beauty routine.

He lives for shopping. Like obviously he buys the latest trend of clothes, for his wardrobe is always up to date, but he also likes to buy what cannot be described as nothing else if not "useless stuff". He accumulates so many things that periodically, say every month or two, Felix and Heidi have to help him clear out his rooms. Usually, the majority of the objects gets handed out to someone from the coven.

He flirts with absolutely everyone and anyone just because he can (he necessarily doesn't want to do anything with the people he first with).

On his days off, he never gets out of his pajamas. Why does he even own pajama? To see Demetri's Iconic Eye Roll™.

Whenever he's driving a car, he sings loudly the most obnoxious songs. Sometimes passengers like Jane and Alec join him, but once again Demetri is annoyed.

Basically one of Felix's guilty pleasures is annoying Demetri.

Jane loves people watching. Whenever she's out and about she always take time to sit for a bit and watch the people around her. She's both fascinated and repulsed by the humans, who hurry for no reason at all in her eyes. When Alrc joins her, they comment what they see. Sometimes Alec purposely brings Jane out when she's upset for some reason so that she can let her rage out with mean comments to strangers rather than in the castle.

She loves make up and continues to buy the lasted trend, even if she already owns the equivalent amount of items that can be found in any make up shop. Sometimes, when she's in a good mood, she's accompanied by Demetri during these trips to make up stores.

She loves make up not only on herself but also on other people. Everyone in the castle let her practice on them, from Aro, who usually requests something with an excessive amount of glitter, to Demetri, who totally rocks the basic look of eyeliner and lipstick. Even Alec let's her practice on his face, sitting patiently while she figures out contouring. Felix loves when she finds a particular shade of lipstick, like green or blue.

He loves proving his sister wrong about something.

He sometimes continues to play video-game even after his presence has been requested elsewhere -but he only does this when he's sure there won't be dire consequences.

Likes to watch on to the next episode of a box set, ahead of his viewing partners, Felix and Demetri, who inevitably discover his betrayal and kick him out of Movie Night, only to apologize and let him in not even 5 minutes later.

AMOR AD ASTRA

Pairing: Vladimir x Stefan

Word count: 529

Warning(s): none

“This is a nice spot” Vladimir said, trying to get Stefan's attention. The brunette smiled at him and nodded. They had been hiking for hours on end, never getting tired. Stefan often stopped to look at some rare tree, or some particularly graceful flower, or simply to take in the beauty of some forgotten valley. Vladimir usually followed him shortly, admiring not only the nature but his man as well. Stefan's curly hair was dancing around with the light breeze, which filled their nostrils with the perfume of tree sap, or resin. It had rained hours before, but now there wasn't a single cloud in the sky, and the afternoon had blossomed into a beautiful evening.

“I agree!” Stefan finally replied, letting his backpack hit the ground. He went over to Vladimir and slid an arm on his shoulder, then they both looked down: the valley below had only a few houses, yet it was bustling with life, from the many animals that hid away in the deepest parts of the forest, to the gathering of humans, who were celebrating in front of a bonfire, sharing stories and laughing.

“Beautiful” Stefan commented “and the valley too” he added, plating a kiss on Vladimir's cheek. The blond giggled and shook his head, but pulled Stefan in for a deeper kiss. The latter grinned when he felt that Vladimir's lips were arched in a smile. “Cheeky” Vladimir retorted, in a playful tone “but thank you”. Stefan's grin grew even wider, and he stood back while Vladimir unfolded the blanket he had brought and lay it on the ground.

As soon as Vladimir lay down, Stefan joined him, embracing him in a soft hug. The blond, on the other hand, started to plant little kisses on the other's neck, and breathed in his scent. Stefan had always had an intoxicating perfume in Vladimir's opinion, but it was particularly emphasized when the two on them spent time in the nature: Stefan became one with the elements and acquired an earthly scent, which paired to the point of utter perfection with the stubble he had forgotten to shave for the last couple of days.

Vladimir was lost in his thoughts when Stefan brought a hand to his face and gently made him turn away from his neck. He wanted to protest but when he glanced at the sky everything became clear: the starts where shining bright and beautiful. Stefan nuzzled against his chest and murmured the verses of an ancient poem. They were both observing the starts above them, whose reflection poured into their eyes like fireflies near a pond, when they a noticed a beam of light crossing the sky.

They both gasped and smiled. Vladimir closed his eyes for a few seconds, and Stefan seized the opportunity to surprise him with yet another kiss. “You were making a wish, weren't you Vlad?” he then asked his man, who nodded. “But I'm not telling you what I wished for, otherwise it won't work” he replied, resuming his playful tone. Stefan smiled at him, whispering under his breath, and soon after brought his lips to Vladimir's once again.