This Is 100% What Happened!! Demetri Was Destroyed When His Beautiful Locks Were Ruined, But Heidi Did

This is 100% what happened!! Demetri was destroyed when his beautiful locks were ruined, but Heidi did a good job and Felix reassured Demetri for weeks on end, cuddling and playing with his hair for most of the days so that the tracker would get his confidence back

So in the books Demetri is described as having long hair. But what if before the events of New Moon, during when the Volturi were doing the immortal children experiments, an immortal child got a hold of his luscious mane and yanked off a good chunk. And Heidi, who has been dying to get her hair hands on his head, gave him a hair cut.

Just a thought.

Silly headcanon: Marcus wears Hawaiian shirts regularly, and often pairs them with cardigans. Demetri cannot bear to look at him.

The Volturi guard + pets

Demetri likes cats. They're elegant just like he is and can be left alone while he's on a mission.

When he doesn't have company, he likes to take it slow and relax, especially when the cat is purring or sleeping in a cute position.

He spray or neuter each and every cat he owns because once kittens wreaked havoc in his walk-in closet and it's NOT happening again.

He would hire someone to feed the cat while he's on missions and to clean the litter box, because there is no way Demetri would do that himself.

He likes rare breeds and would go to a great distance to find the perfect cat.

Felix likes big, fluffy dogs. Anything smaller makes him worry he's going to accidentally hurt them.

He likes to take long walks with his dog, and sometimes he brings along Demetri, with whom he plays a very unfair game of hide and seek, or Alec, because the kid needs a break from all the drama going in in the castle.

Every time a dog of his dies, Felix mourn and claims he doesn't want to even look at a dog anymore. 30 years later, Demetri and Heidi bring him to a local shelter and our big guy inevitably falls in love with a new pup.

#AdoptDontShop

The twins take care of the fish in the pond, feeding them with extreme attention. They get mad at anyone who dares throw something like stale bread at those lovely creatures (why do vampires have stale bread anyway?).

They also love bigger animals and Caius got them two lovely horses.

Alec's horse is black and tall. He loves going on rides for entire days, maybe even a week or two if the masters allow.

Jane's mare is white and extremely sweet. Jane likes taking care of her and she takes hours at a time, brushing her and braiding her tail.

Jane is obviously unaware of this, but Caius got her that horse hoping that she would benefit from taking care of another being and it did. So you could say that Jane is doing pet therapy.

They love going on short rides together. After all, who wouldn't enjoy Tuscany while on horseback?

Renata has lots of hamsters. She bought only three. It's out of control now and soon the castle will be full or rodents.

Heidi doesn't like the idea of another being depending on her, but she occasionally buys bread to feed the lovely birds outside of her window.

Corin has tried multiple time to lure the squirrels at the park into the castle. A mission unsuccessful to this day.

Even though he's not supposed to, Afton has a snake in his room. He knows he's not allowed to (since one high-ranking member of the guard is scared, nay terrified of them) so he uses his power on it.

What's the dumbest thing stefan has ever done?

Politically speaking, not booby trapping the Volturi's castle while they were away in America.

Non politically speaking, he once poured pink dye in Vladimir's shampoo. Luckily, he has a scar to remind him of not making the same mistake.

I would like to personally and anonymously thank you for writing & posting both Stefan/Vlad and Stefan/Reader Vlad/Reader. It's the best. : )

Thank you!

I love both scenarios, having different paths is my guilty pleasure soo~

Silly AU #1

Imagine if Vladimir and Ștefan focused on living their best life instead of relentlessly perusing their vengeance against the Volturi.

[Vladimir x Ștefan]

Vladimir works as a ghost writer for a History magazine. His lengthy articles are extremely detailed and accurate.

Ștefan somehow works as a Natural Science professor at a local university. Every student wants to enroll in his courses because he's the funny, easy-going and relaxed professor.

Sometimes Ștefan's students spot him around town on his red convertible. They also spot the professor's Mysterious Boyfriend™, who hides behind his long white hair and sunglasses.

They live in a pretty loft that has a magnificent view of the city below them. Each night they spend some time looking at the city bustling and have a toast.