The Reds And Blues: Noooo Agent Texas Don't Kick The Shit Out Of Us

the reds and blues: noooo agent texas don't kick the shit out of us

agent texas:

Here's a potentially fun one:

GET LOVED AND CARED FOR IDIOT

This one popped into my head this morning and I had to draw it, Tuckington brain rot goes hard rn.

Non motion blur (+ meme) version under the cut :]

(I made this one after posting but I've been laughing at it for a few minutes and wanted to add it so)

Okay so I was thinking about the but in cannon where Tucker dances on the guys they just defeated, particularly the "where'd he learn how to dance?" Bit, because yeah actually, where did he learn how to do that?

He'd have to have a lot of free time, where he had nothing better to do, and where no one would bother to check what one of thier solders were up to. Sound familiar?

And then I was remembering the Tuckers rock stuff that happened back in Blood Gulch, especially Tex telling him he should be very ashamed. And yes, logically I know what that was trying to imply, but I can't get the idea of Tex spying on him behind the rock, expecting to see somthing she'd rather not, and then finding that he's just practicing some very bad dance moves back there out of my head. So I drew it :]

You're all very welcome for today's contribution to the rvb community, I'll be back with more bullshit soon.

Literally just posted but remembered a question I wanted to ask,

What music do you think Washington listens to? I have him in my head as being and Oingo Bingo fan, but that's all I really came up with so I'm curious what everyone else thinks :]

So extremely obsessed with the concept of Wahs deciding he can try get back at Tuckers flirting and that 'two can play at that game' and then finding out that while yes, two can infact play that game, that doesn't mean he isn't serverly out matched.

Random example so that this makes sense:

Tucker's dancing around thier kitchen while making breakfast, and Wash comes up behind him, swaying the two back and forth in time.

Tucker giggles a bit and Wash thinks he's won but oh no, Tuckers turned around and now they're actually dancing and fuck, Wash can't dance, but Tucker can, and now he's leading, and oh fuck he can't abort mission bc Tuckers spinning and tossing him around like it's nothing and now he's far more flustered over that fact than Tucker ever was bc of what Wash did, and it a misson failed successfully.

But i also I can't decide if it's more fun if Tucker does know what Wash is doing and retaliating twice as hard on purpose to get that reaction, or if he just was no clue and is like 'oh! Wash wants some affection, cool, time to flirt with my bf :]'

Anyway, I'm succumbing to the brain rot again, until we meet again Tuckington nation.