Crime Sorciere Head Canons

Crime Sorciere Head Canons

Yeah dragon slayers and now crime sorciere! Erik is my spirit animal. He's my favorite shhh don't tell

-Jellal is the "mom"of sorciere -the others make fun of him for it, he'll make dinner or tell them to fold their collar over and they'll roll their eyes and say thanks mom -Jellal is the resident cook -Erik isn't allowed to make lunches because he leaves notes teasing them about highly personal information -Jellal's said "quit thinking about Erza's boobs" -Meredy and Sorano have girls nights and they come back giggly and looking like they'd survived a tornado and won't tell anyone what happened -Macbeth always falls asleep at the most random times/places and the guys draw lots on who wants to carry him because you don't want to have to wake him up unless absolutely necessary -Meredy got Erik headphones once as a gag gift and he actually likes them because it's better to listen to music then and I quote "Sorano's bitching" -Richard can't tame his hair, no matter how hard he tries, several brushes have been broken in the attempts -once meredy braided his hair an Richard loved it -the others were creeped out -he looked like rapunzel -pizza is a constant -they always fight on what to put on the pizza -One time Jellal was tired and let them order the pizza so then the pizza came with every topping known to man piled onto it -they couldn't decide so they chose all -they called it the infinity pizza -the infinity pizza holds a special place in their hearts since Jellal didn't let them order the pizza after that -Sawyer and Meredy like playing card games together -Erik is forbidden from go-fish because he "cheats" with his hearing -Erik: it's not cheating, I'm just using my advantages -Sorano: Advantages my ass! -Richard can see what cards people are holding with his eye magic so he's with Erik in the "advantages" club and isn't allowed to play card games either -Sawyer loves the card game speed and could beat everyone in the Oración Seis at it, but then Meredy came into the picture -she beat him -but it was pretty close -so he had to challenge her again and again until he won because he will not let his speed be questioned over a mother fucking card game -he eventually won but they're pretty sure Meredy let him -uno is downright forbidden -they get "competitive"

A/N: make sure to comment or drop an ask in the request box for other headcanons you want me to make! It can be a brotp, an otp, a group like these dorks, anything!

Evergreen: I don’t think that’s what they meant Freed: What do you mean? Evergreen: *sighs* Nevermind

The new Five Nights at Freddy’s is looking good

If Natsu met toothless

Okay I had to add to this. Big bro Jellal is watching you, good luck Lyon

Meredy: JELLAL!!! YOU’RE EMBARRASING ME!!!

Sweet dreams~

This is dedicated to @blamedorange because you dragged me into Lyredy shipper hell, thanks a lot ;)

Ponytail and glasses Levy!!! Eeeeekk! Levy’s mad at Gajeel, Gajeel’s a dork when it comes to his nerd girl (PS, he’s hiding a nose bleed, shhh)