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Crime Sorciere Head Canons

Yeah dragon slayers and now crime sorciere! Erik is my spirit animal. He's my favorite shhh don't tell

-Jellal is the "mom"of sorciere -the others make fun of him for it, he'll make dinner or tell them to fold their collar over and they'll roll their eyes and say thanks mom -Jellal is the resident cook -Erik isn't allowed to make lunches because he leaves notes teasing them about highly personal information -Jellal's said "quit thinking about Erza's boobs" -Meredy and Sorano have girls nights and they come back giggly and looking like they'd survived a tornado and won't tell anyone what happened -Macbeth always falls asleep at the most random times/places and the guys draw lots on who wants to carry him because you don't want to have to wake him up unless absolutely necessary -Meredy got Erik headphones once as a gag gift and he actually likes them because it's better to listen to music then and I quote "Sorano's bitching" -Richard can't tame his hair, no matter how hard he tries, several brushes have been broken in the attempts -once meredy braided his hair an Richard loved it -the others were creeped out -he looked like rapunzel -pizza is a constant -they always fight on what to put on the pizza -One time Jellal was tired and let them order the pizza so then the pizza came with every topping known to man piled onto it -they couldn't decide so they chose all -they called it the infinity pizza -the infinity pizza holds a special place in their hearts since Jellal didn't let them order the pizza after that -Sawyer and Meredy like playing card games together -Erik is forbidden from go-fish because he "cheats" with his hearing -Erik: it's not cheating, I'm just using my advantages -Sorano: Advantages my ass! -Richard can see what cards people are holding with his eye magic so he's with Erik in the "advantages" club and isn't allowed to play card games either -Sawyer loves the card game speed and could beat everyone in the Oración Seis at it, but then Meredy came into the picture -she beat him -but it was pretty close -so he had to challenge her again and again until he won because he will not let his speed be questioned over a mother fucking card game -he eventually won but they're pretty sure Meredy let him -uno is downright forbidden -they get "competitive"

A/N: make sure to comment or drop an ask in the request box for other headcanons you want me to make! It can be a brotp, an otp, a group like these dorks, anything!

Crime sorciere sit com headcanons

AU where crime sorciere is one big family. Thanks to every one who liked and/or rebloged my original crime sorciere headcanons and it got up to 100 notes so here's kind of part 2/random au thing

-Jellal is the stressed single dad

-Meredy is the mischievous child who will climb the fridge to get to the cookie jar

-They lost her in the mall because she went into the itsugar store when they weren't looking

-Unfortunately this isn't the first time this has happened

-Sorano is the older sister who sneaks "showy" outfits in her backpack to school and changes in the bathroom when she gets there

-She's gotten many office referrals

-she also has a new boyfriend every week and Jellal yells for her to "keep the door open young lady!"

-Sawyer is the kid that's bed is a car. Everything is a car. He has hot wheels covering the floor so never go into his room barefoot

-it's like legos but worse

-Macbeth is the emo preteen who's whole wardrobe is from hot topic and just wants to sleep

-Poor things' tired okay

-Erik is the oldest and thinks he's above his little siblings and can't wait to go to college so he can get away from his family

-his headphones are on 24/7

-He also has a pet snake, 1 because he likes snakes, and 2 because it keeps Sorano out of his room

-Jellal doesn't know what he was thinking when he let Erik get a snake in the first place

-Richard is the weird uncle who lives in the basement and is trying to get his start with his poetry

-Richard is a pushover so when the kids want something they always ask uncle Richard first

-"can we have ice cream for lunch"

-"if it is your hearts desire then yes, follow through with your passion"

-"thanks uncle Richard!"

-Papa Jellal has a thing for the next door neighbor Erza

-Meredy notices and invites her over for dinner and Jellal almost has a stroke

-Then there's the next door neighbor Kagura who's had it out for Jellal ever since Sawyer broke her window with a baseball and tries to keep Erza from Jellal

-Meredy decided this was an act of war and "accidentally" dropped her ice cream on Kagura's shoes

-Jellal apologized profoundly and gave her money to pay for the damage

-Meredy was grounded

-So she bothers Erik since she's bored

-Erik walks out the door and Jellal found him hours later in subway on his phone

-Sorano sneaks out the house to go to a party and Sawyer saw her leave and she had to bribe him with a promise to get him some more hot wheels to keep him quiet

-Macbeth got his eyebrow pierced without Jellal's knowledge

-Jellal saw and just sighed and said "just don't let it get infected I can't deal with anymore of this shit"

-Meredy: "That's a bad language word!"

-Sawyer "Yeah put a quarter in the swear jar!"

-They have a swear jar

-Erik is the most constant victim of the swear jar

-Once the jar's full the money goes to Meredy's Girl Scout troop

-Meredy is a very passionate salesgirl

-"C'mon you know you want the thin mints, don't lie to yourself lady!"

-Sawyer always wins the fun run at his school

-Jelall's just glad at least once of his children has a future

*I feel like this should be a thing

Kinabra Reunion Headcanons

Because my otp doesn't get enough love. This is what I want for a reunion. COME ON MASHIMA!!

-Since crime sorciere was pardoned by the princess Hisui they all go to fairy tail

-Pahh not because of Jellal's crush on Erza what are you taking about, shut up Meredy

-So Erik walks in to the guild along with the rest of crime sorciere grinning about how he'll tease Jellal later because he can hear the blue haired mage freaking out on the inside

-Then it's his turn to freak out

-He sees Kinana and freezes because he did not know she was a member of fairy tail oh shit oh shit oh shit

-(Okay maybe he does know but shh for story purposes) she didn't have a guild mark when they had their little reunion in the key of the starry heavens soo

-Sorano looks back at Erik and asks him if he's just gonna stand there all day and that's when Kinana notices him

-She's so shocked that she drops the glass she was cleaning and it shatters on the hardwood floor

-The whole guild stops at that sound, everyone looking in the sounds direction to see Kinana standing there wide eyed and starting at Erik

-The tension between the two is deafening and everyone is staring at them while they stare at each other

-Then Erik takes a hesitant step forward, not quite believing it

-Suddenly Kinana lets out a broken sound and then she's running to him and he's running to her

-They crash together and holding on to the other so tight because they're afraid that if they loosen they're grip the other will disappear again

-Kinana's face is buried in his shoudler and Erik is bringing her closer and just trying to tell himself that its real, that she's real and that they're together again

-They pull back just enough to study the details of the other's face

-Kianna has tears running down her cheeks and Erik's eye is watering full of love

-The moment is so serene and romantic

-The guild and the other crime sorciere members feel like they should look away but they can't take their eyes off of them

-Mirajane is about to faint because to her, christmas came early

-Finally someone (Sawyer) coughs awkwardly and they both jerk like they've been electrocuted

-Kinana's face turns bright red when she realizes everyone had been watching them

-and Erik wishes he still had his hood on because he wants to disappear into it and take Kinana with him

-Lucy is the first one to ask the question that everyone is wondering

-So... when did this happen?

-Uhh....

Crime Sorciere/Oracion Seis Headcanon

Everyone's talking about how a member of the oracion seis probably had a crush on Jellal. What are you talking about with your "a member" bull shit.

I'm pretty sure all of oracion seis has a bit of a crush on Jellal bc seriously, he's a hottie.

Sorano blushed like crazy when he once put a hand on her shoulder. Or when their fingers brush when he hands her something. Any physical contact sets off the face warming feature.

Erik cannot handle it when Jellal is even being remotely sweet to them because no. Don't be nice. Erik doesn't know how to handle niceness. Someone can put a knife to his throat and he's fine, but you say or think something nice about him and he's all flustered.

Richard is constantly expressing his love with baked treats and goodies. Jellal accepts them all with a slightly confused smile and a thank you.

Jellal is downright Macbeth's sempai. He calls him Jellal-sama.

And Sawyer is going full tsundre mode trying to deny staring at Jellal's heavenly body. "I wasn't staring, you were staring!"

"Yeah we were all staring Sawyer. Get with the program." -Erik probably

Meredy likes to tease the oracion seis about their predicament.

She's been traveling with Jellal for so long now any attraction faded into platonic older sibling/father figure feels.

The girl's immune.

The others are definitely not. It's unfair.

Whenever Jellal is shirtless (which isn't often, usually after a battle or a shower or smth) it's impossible for the others to focus. Because his abs. They're right there!

And Meredy is internally cackling as she watches them blush and struggle to form a complete sentence.

Erik is trying his hardest to find some black mail on Meredy so he can get his petty revenge for the teasing, but her thoughts all consist of Ultear and he's not that heartless.

But when Meredy finally gets a crush or feelings for someone, she's in for it.

Jellal of course is completely oblivious to all of this.

A/N: You cannot convince me that this was not a thing. Of course all their crushes/attraction faded with time but the first couple months were hilarious! Jellal is a major piece of hunk. But so is Erik. And Sorano's enough to make any girl a little gay. I'm not a liar just stating the facts. Thanks for reading!

Modern Crime Sorciere/Oracion Seis Headcanons

-Macbeth and Sorano take forever to get ready in the morning and they exchange make up tips (what brands to get, how to make your eyeliner sharper than a knife, etc)

-Jellal once hit a dog with his car and he cried for hours

-He is now convinced that he's going to hell

-Sawyer is a total rollercoaster adrenaline junkie

-he drags poor Erik on one with him

-Swayer's having the time of his life, whooping, and cheering

-and Erik is in the seat next to him and his face is turning green and he looks like he's about to throw up

-Erik swears his soul left his body on that crazy drop

-Sorano called bullshit and told him that the only thing that left his body was his lunch

-Meredy has the biggest sweet tooth on planet earth

-She drinks the most sugary carbonated drinks invented

-Her favorite soda had contained so much sugar that it was banned, but she gets it illegally from another country

-Jellal stares at her in horror every time he sees her drinking it

-Don't ever crinkle styrofoam in Erik's presence, he will murder you

-Macbeth has the biggest, baggiest, rattiest hoodie out there

-He wears it everywhere

-Everywhere

-Sorano has a feather boa that she thinks is stylish but it's not

-it's really not

-Sorano your a girl not a fucking peacock

-She tells Erik he's not much better with all those high collared jackets he wears because he's trying to look cool

-Meredy has multiple pairs of galaxy print leggings and cat ear headphones that she never leaves home without

-they're blasting nightcore songs 24/7

-Erik wants to die

-Richard runs a bakery and is always covered in flour

-it doesn't matter if he took 3 showers the flour is still there

-it's his second skin

-Jellal is a vegan and the others make fun of him for it

-Macbeth has a whole book shelf full of death note and tokyo ghoul manga

-Sawyer bought the most badass motorcycle ever and is still in debt 7 years later

-once Sorano hot wired his motercycle and went on a joy ride

-Sawyer never forgave her for it

-Erik has a huge snake tattoo that goes from his wrist to his shoulder

-He can't wear short sleeves anymore because he gets hit on none stop by thirsty girls (and guys)

-He's everyone's bad boy fantasy

A/N: thx for reading! I hope you love these crazies as much as I do! Don't hestitate to leave a request or a comment! If you want more headcanons go ahead and ask!

Original CS Trio Headcanons

A/N: Some crime sorciere headcanons about the original trio requested by @un----necessary thank you for all your support! Sorry it took so long! I took me a while to think up this stuff. And all this whole post is just how the girls bully jellal.

•When breaking Jellal out of prison Ultear hummed the mission impossible theme

•She will now deny this but it is the truth according to an amused Meredy and an unamused Jellal

•Their group was a little awkward at first but they eventually grow into a dysfunctional make shift family

•I just think of that quote from stitch: "This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little and broken, but still good."

•I know I'm lame

•But can someone please make this edit

•Ultear once found Jellal and Meredy sobbing on a motel floor while watching some romantic drama

•Meredy was throwing popcorn at the screen and Jellal was clutching the blanket to his chest like a little kid

•Ultear was just like :/

•Jellal was actually the one who suggested the cloaks because his face tattoo is very recognizable and he gets embarrassed about it

•In a show of support Meredy and Ultear drew the tattoo on their faces with red marker

•Jellal was literally about to cry he was so moved

•Ultear and Jellal are both extremely protective of Meredy

•Especially with anything involving romance~

•God save her first boyfriend (or girlfriend who knows?

•Btw Jellal still gets bullied about his fiancé lie

•One time Ultear "accidentally" messed up a time spell and ended up turning Jellal into a kid

•he was the grumpiest little blueberry

•eventually the spell is reversed but the girls will never let him forget

•never

•the girls both have a strange taste in sweets

•Ultear loves bitter dark chocolate

•like really bitter

•Jellal once tried a piece and it was so bitter that he had to run and spit it out in a sink

•Meredy craves extremely sour candy

•sour patch kids are her favorite thing in the whole wide world

•Wendy once saw her eating them and almost fainted

•Wendy vs sour foods is an ongoing battle

•Meredy was the edgiest preteen ever

•she gives Laxus a run for his money

•And they're all awful drunks

A/N: thanks for reading and thanks once again to @un----necessary for the request! I got to write about Ultear! She is perfection okay? And hella gorgeous. Don't even try and tell me other wise.

I might even do a CS drunk headcanon if this gets enough notes. I also plan on making a headcanon masterlist soon. Remember that requests and comments are always welcome! Give me your love and affection. GIMME IT!!

Drunk Crime Sorciere Headcanons

•They're all awful drunks

•Ultear is extremely competitive when drunk

•She'll arm wrestle anyone and she wins every time

•and don't even get me started on the karaoke

•Meredy is a clingy drunk and she talks super loud

•She's clinging to Jellal's arm and talking insanely loudly about how a cloud she saw yesterday looked like a unicorn

•Jellal is a total lightweight

•One drink in and his words are slurred and he's tripping over everything

•An hour later he's puking in a pail

•Erik is the punny drunk

•He uses pick up lines on any organic matter within a 5 foot radius

•He flirted with a tree

•Sorano is angry at everything

•She could stub her toe and then she's yelling at the table leg

•She's gotten into several bar fights and has had to be carried away over one of the guy's shoulders while kicking and screaming profanity

•Sawyer is an emotional roller coaster

•One minute he's a giggle fest and the next he's sobbing about a spilled bowl of soup a few minutes later he's joining Sorano in a bar fight

•Also is the only one who thinks Erik's awful puns are funny

•Macbeth is passed out in a ditch somewhere

•And Richard is sobbing about how much he loves potatoes while hugging some poor sap

A/N: I made some more crime sorciere headcanons that no one asked for! Yay! I've made so many CS headcanons I should probably make a master list lol. Don't hesitate to leave an ask, a comment, or to message me! Please. I'm lonely

My Fairy Tail Headcanons Master List

The 1st of my crime sorciere headcanons

https://summerbummin.tumblr.com/post/165881719648/crime-sorciere-head-canons

CS family sit com headcanon

https://summerbummin.tumblr.com/post/169353768628/crime-sorciere-sit-com-headcanons

Modern CS headcanons

https://summerbummin.tumblr.com/post/176338378203/modern-crime-sorciereoracion-seis-headcanons

Original CS trio headcanons

https://summerbummin.tumblr.com/post/176695866373/original-cs-trio-headcanons

Drunk CS headcanons

https://summerbummin.tumblr.com/post/176949870213/drunk-crime-sorciere-headcanons

FT sexuality headcanons

https://summerbummin.tumblr.com/post/176129126118/some-fairy-tail-sexuality-headcanons

All of CS has a crush on Jellal headcanon

https://summerbummin.tumblr.com/post/175445988783/crime-sorciereoracion-seis-headcanon

FT x-mas headcanons

https://summerbummin.tumblr.com/post/168753064813/fairy-tail-x-mas-headcanons

Rajinshuu headcanons

https://summerbummin.tumblr.com/post/166914737013/rajinshuu-headcanons

Dragon slayer headcanons

https://summerbummin.tumblr.com/post/165034848928/dragon-slayer-headcanons

A/N: I have so many headcanons (especially about CS) that I decided to make a master list. It will be updated along with any new headcanons I make. If you want some more fairy tail headcanons please message me, leave an ask, or comment. Feeback feeds my empty soul.

200 Follower Giveaway! 3rd Place Request!

So you know me, I love Crime Sorciere so so much! Getting this request made me super excited! And since Xmas just passed I’m gonna give ya some wintery headcanons!

This is for you @wizardwithbrushandpen

-Since they’re used to traveling on foot (being criminals and all) the members of Crime Sorciere can stand all types of weather, but winter isn’t exactly their favorite bc of the how much harsher the weather gets. So Jellal, mom at the ready, sowed thermals into the lining of their cloaks and it keeps them all warm and toasty.

-Meredy’s earmuffs were an Xmas present from Ultear and now she hates having to take them off bc they’re like her version of a safety blanket

-Every Christmas Eve they go into town and look at the glowing lights, they still have to stay hooded, and they can’t stop for too long, but it’s their tradition and it’s special to them

-One cold winter day Jellal used his magic to make little stars float through the air around their campsite and the girls were so mystified he started doing it every time he felt sad because seeing the girls loving reaction to his magic made him happy

-Jellal used to hate his magic and associated it only with destruction but the seven years he spent with his new family helped them all heal

-Ultear’s time magic can show her memories in a tangible form (kinda like a hologram) and she never used the spell bc her memories weren’t exactly the happiest but every New Years she replays her fondest memories of her makeshift family. Jellal and Meredy cry every time

-After Ultear “died” Meredy had no interest in Christmas and basically shut herself off from everyone (Jellal and the Oracion Seis who just joined recently)

-But the Oracion Seis has Xmas traditions of their own, they watch old b&w movies on a lacrima and criticize the shit out of them

-Erik has a deep deep hatred for handlebar mustaches. Macbeth says they’re so boring he falls asleep. Sorano makes fun of the old times outfits (but secretly she loves their aesthetic). Sawyer can’t sit still for more then 5 seconds so he’s constantly pacing and talking over the movie he says is stupid even tho he hasn’t watched a single minute of it. Richard mutyers about how much the movie would’ve cost and it’s even more annoying then Sawyer’s pacing. Jellal thinks they’re all awful

-Meredy is super grumpy and hurt so insulting things with them comes easily and before she knows it she’s laughing at their jokes and makeing fun of Jellal (the wet blanket) with the rest of them

-Also Richard makes eggnog that the rest of Oracion Seis claim is famously good and they’re all a lil out of it tbh

-But Meredy and Jellal find that even if Ultear wasn’t there, they could still have a happy holiday

Also for the others who won my give away, @little-miss-heartfillia in 2nd and @theicemakermage in 1st and I’m working on your prizes and they will be posted sometime this month, I just finsihed this early since it’s more simple.