Bowser Just Introduce A New Right Hand Man. A Man Named Luigi, A Former Hostage. The Man Seems To Be

Bowser just introduce a new right hand man. A man named Luigi, a former hostage. The man seems to be nervous and isn't really the best at his duties. But soon he should settle into his new position. Maybe, in more ways than one. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I couldn't find a good ref for his movie throne so I used this one I found on google, label "GameCube - Mario Party 4 - Bowser Throne - The Models Resource".

I wanted to make some cute domestic Bowuigi art. This took way too long because I was busy with finals. Plus I like to think that Bowser jr is autistic and loves "creepy cute" media thinking its "Sooo hardcore!" 

You can even see his chew-necklaces, sensory headphones, and introduction flashcards.

You know what? I need money and I am shameless, so if someone offers up to give me $50 I'll draw nsfw Bowuigi and post it here on my Tumblr. $100 for a full-blown comic. Full rendered full detail girl I need money and it's something that I want to draw anyway so like it's a win-win.

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So I was looking at the Mario chart and I wanted to figure out everyone's height. So I use the official height of Jumpman himself of 5'1 or 154.94 cm. Considering that it takes six notches on the board to get to Mario's height I divided 154.94 cm by 6 giving me that each notch is about 25.823 repeating. The first character I calculated the height of was Luigi, he is about half a notch taller than Mario so I took my to 25.823 and divided it by 2. Then added that to Mario's height giving me a height of 167.8516 repeating. Or about 5'6. 

The character that I calculated for was Bowser. The tricky thing about Bowser though is that his shell is slightly higher than his actual head so I did two measurements for him. Going up to his shell because it is twice the height of Mario and a lot easier to calculate, he is 309.88 cm or a bit taller than 10'1. However, that height includes his shell, not the top of his head. The top of his head is about a notch and a half shorter than his shell so I calculated for this, about 271.145 cm or about 8'10. Which is interesting because there's a man in the Guinness world record book named Sultan Kösen who is 251 cm or about 8'2. 

The next character I calculate for is rather easy as well, Peach. Not including the crown, she's an entire notch taller. This makes her about 180.763 repeating cm or about 5'9, with the crown though she is about 189.37111107 cm for about 6'1. By the way the crown is about 1/3 of a notch.

The next character on The chopping block is now toad. He stands about 4⅓ notches tall, meaning I can multiply 4⅓ by the height of each notch. Which gives me about 111.901 repeating cm or about 3'8.

This one that I'm going to cover is Kamek. He is another tricky to calculate character because of his hat. The first thing I'm going to go over is his hat included height, which is 129.116 repeating cm or around 4'2. Now this is where we get into a bit of assumptions since we have no models of his hat actually being off but I would assume that he's about four notches high because that's where his hat begins to actually taper into a triangle shape and it's also where you can see the most wrinkles in the hats material. If that is his actual height, then he is about 103.293 repeating cm or just about 3'3.

I didn't bother to calculate the heights for the other two cuz not only are both of them very similar in height but their background characters are not really main characters. I don't think anyone's going to be really shocked if I say that's like 5 ft whatever. If you're curious though you can use the measurements that I used, it's very simple I use desmos.

The thing that I'm still thinking about is Bowser and if his height actually affects him in a physical way because I'm thinking of like the health problems I've very tall athletes usually have. Or if you can think of the episode from the film theorist where they were looking about ant-man's ability to change his height and how that affect him on a physical scale I wonder if the same can be applied to Bowser. Though I don't know he is a fire breathing dragon so I don't know if real world physics would affect him at all. And hell now that I'm thinking about it I might post this on the game theorist subreddit or send this to Matt Pat on Twitter I don't know yet.

Okay so like I remembered that there was that one boss from paper Mario that was like not really Luigi but like Luigi theme that I have like a mixed theme of clown or jester. So I started drawing up basically Luigi as a clown, and I realized something. Why is no one using this as an opportunity for a king x jester Bowuigi. Like that is the most missed opportunity and I'm almost contemplating writing it myself the only thing is that I'm like working on literally six other fanfics right now.

Also I thought I'd be cute if he was holding like a little balloon animal of Bowser. (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

Here's some wip for a upcoming bowuigi art that I am drawing. I wasn't going to post this until the drawing was actually finished but oh my God look at him he is so adorable I didn't mean to but it came out so cute also I wanted to make him look plus size cuz a lot of people want to draw him like a skrunkly man and though yes he is taller and slightly skinnier than Mario he's still plus size and I want that rep for our King!! And before anyone says anything no this is not me shaming any other artist you can picture him however you want I just wanted to go with a little bit more of a plus size because I felt like it because I can.