Sometimes People Are Dumb. But Occasionally, I Am Dumber. Not Usually Though. Usually People Are Fucking

Sometimes people are dumb. But occasionally, I am dumber. Not usually though. Usually people are fucking stupid :)

Sometimes a friend group is made up of three nicknames. Babygirl, bestie, and bitch.

Phase 10 is an adventure in our family. We are a family filled with sore losers. Anyways, appreciate some quotes from my grandfather learning how to play for the first time 🥰🥰🥰

“My watch says no events today, but by gosh we could put phase 10 on there” -my grandfather

“Are we still on phase one?” -my grandfather. “Yes, we’re still on phase one.”- us “oh, how many phases are there? 3?” -my grandfather “there are 10”- us “oh that’s bullshit” - my grandfather

“If frogs had wings they wouldn’t bump their butts” -my grandfather (no one has any clue what this means)

This particular game ended with two people rage quitting (one of them was my grandfather)

I won though, so…

One day. One day I’ll know what’s wrong with me. But that day is not today. Today I’m focused on the fact that the blood types are A, B, AB, and O. Which means that a/b/o fics have… actual real world biological basis. And that terrifies me.

So I made a presentation on Top Gun Maverick 🥰

Anyways…

Highlights pt. 1

Please ignore the fact that I may or may not have forgotten to include Great Balls of Fire on the music slide.

Highlights Part 2

i love when i know things other bitches don’t. like.. haha… imagine?? imagine.