Sometimes Murder Is The Only Option.

Sometimes murder is the only option.

Idk if you’ve been insulted before but I was just told I’m Aztec from Horseland by a person who clearly has a vendetta against him. This is the most devastating thing to ever happen to me.

Did you know that exercise is exerting? Because I seem to forget it every fucking time. It’s fine though, because I am slaying 🥰🥰💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼✨✨💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

My mother found my biology textbook and proceeded to spend the next two minutes remarking on how nice and beautiful it was

Sometimes people are dumb. But occasionally, I am dumber. Not usually though. Usually people are fucking stupid :)

So I made a presentation on Top Gun Maverick 🥰

Anyways…

Highlights pt. 1

Please ignore the fact that I may or may not have forgotten to include Great Balls of Fire on the music slide.

Highlights Part 2