Today Gives Soup Vibes, Which Is Dumb Because It Is Not A Soupy Day.

Today gives soup vibes, which is dumb because it is not a soupy day.

So I made a presentation on Top Gun Maverick 🥰

Anyways…

Highlights pt. 1

Please ignore the fact that I may or may not have forgotten to include Great Balls of Fire on the music slide.

Highlights Part 2

Hahahahah imagine being gay 💅🏼

My friend and I: *make eye contact*

Friend: Imagine being a dinosaur.

*proceeds to launch into the most heart wrenching story about a dinosaur losing its favorite bush as the earth slowly tears down the middle*

Me: nodding along somberly

Everyone else: …what.

Friend and I: The Continental Drift.

Sometimes you and your besties are in a goodwill with only two changing rooms, so to be polite you just share. Except sometimes that goodwill is in a small southern town and three female-presenting people in a closet sized changing room is a little…fruity.

One day. One day I’ll know what’s wrong with me. But that day is not today. Today I’m focused on the fact that the blood types are A, B, AB, and O. Which means that a/b/o fics have… actual real world biological basis. And that terrifies me.