Twst X Reader Except The Reader Is A Fucking Cunt Who Knows A Lot About Animals

twst x reader except the reader is a fucking cunt who knows a lot about animals

(Name): so if you're like... half octopus and half human, how many hearts do you have?

Azul:... I'm... afraid I've never checked

(Name) : can I?

(Name) : god I wish your father kicked you out of the pride

Leona: ...

(Name): most wolf pups gain their hearing after around a month, but with how fucking stubborn you are and refuse to listen, maybe you didn't?

Jack: *more concerned about if (name) knows that he had blue eyes as a newborn*

(Name) : oh shut up, you probably eat rocks

Sebek:... HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!?!?

I got an ask for Muichiro, who fought a demon and got injured. When he woke up, he was taken care of by a pretty male reader, so here's that fic! Sorry I've been so slow, I'll post another fic today! ( ´ー`)

When he got there, he was surprised to be fighting a lower moon demon. It was lower moon 7, so it wasn't too strong. Though he did get pretty injured.

Muichiro was told to fight a demon in a small town, though it was more of a village. It was out of the way at the base of a mountain, so not many demon slayers, especially hashira, went there.

Muichiro passed out from blood loss after he killed the demon. When he woke up, he saw a beautiful boy.

He had (y/hl), (y/hc) hair, and (y/ec) eyes. His skin was also a beautiful (y/sc) color. Muichiro had no idea his cheeks were flushed.

That's when he noticed he was bandaged well, and his wounds didn't hurt either. He was surprised that he was patched up.

After a minute, you noticed he was awake. You went up to him with a smile that made his heart thump loudly against his ribs.

“Are you okay? You were laying injured in the snow, I tried my best to patch you up.. You may want to get to a more civil area to get healed better..”

Safe to say, he was stunned. Your voice was beautiful. He couldn't respond. He felt frozen, and his mind was going a mile a minute.

All he could think about was you in different romantic situations, such as:

Laying his head on your lap while you sing to him as he dozes off.

You standing on a hill with a flower field, looking back at him with such a happy smile.

You playing with children in the middle of the village, encouraging him to join in.

You trying on his kimono.

And many, many more.

When he finally came back to, you were worried and panicking a bit.

“S-Sorry.. I was... Thinking.”

A couple months went past, and he refused to leave. He's practically moved in with you.

He got a job and kept slaying demons in the area. All you had to do was stay home, clean his wounds, and take care of the house.

You were basically his (house) boy-wife. The only thing missing was the actual certificate that said you two were married.

Otherwise, you were already all his, and he'd kill anyone that got in between you two.

Safe to say, you won't be escaping Muichiro. Though, he treats you really well and you eat well.

“My sweet, beautiful boy.. All mine.. Only mine..”

Could I request illumi x male reader with the same reader I have requested for chrollo before (flirty, if he kisses a person's body part they heal, his clothes always have boob windows)

I am so sorry I've been so slow getting to your ask!

Illumi would be less obsessed with your boob windows, asking you to cover up.

It isn't because he doesn't love you, no, it's because only he should see you in those clothes.

He'd love stuff like impact play, breeding, cock warming, as well as predator and prey play.

Illumi would love to read his book after a long mission, having you in one of your boob window shirts, kissing his neck to heal all the injuries he may have while cock warming him.

He'd definitely call you, 'doll', 'sweetheart', 'baby', 'baby boy', 'kitten/bunny', and more of course.

If you're too busy to give him attention when he wants, he'll stop whatever you're doing and manhandle you into whatever position he wants.

“C'mon Baby, you can handle it, can't you? Aren't you a good boy for me? Yes, you are, so just do as you're told.”

Hii could I request a smut with chrollo with the exact same male reader as your most recent fic?

Feel free to pic the kinks, but I'd like a bottom reader

(flirty, if he kisses a body part the person's injures heal, and always wears clothes with boob windows)

First and foremost, this man would completely ravage you.

Chrollo would fuck you anywhere and everywhere, as long as you are okay with it. If you aren't comfortable fucking in front of people, you won't. If all you want is to fuck in front of people, he has that arranged.

Your boob windows set him off so badly that it's almost an instant boner. That is until he gets used to it. The same goes for your flirting.

That doesn't mean he doesn't get horny for you, though. It happens a lot, especially when you tease him in front of the rest of the troupe.

This man is defending experimental with Kinks.

I think he definitely is into impact play, crying, oral (you giving), phone sex, sexy pictures, predator and prey play, and bdsm.

He loves impact play, spanking and slapping are his favorites. He loves spanking your dick, ass, and actual hole, and he adores slapping your face with his dick.

Don't get me started on the predator play. I head cannon, he adores getting you into a really submissive head state before he puts you in a forest and tells you to run or he'll kill you. Of course he doesn't, he just fucks you senseless.

In total, this man is completely feral when comes to sex.

hii, can i request smut with trans male reader and hisoka + illumi double penetration

Sure! It may be a bit ooc though-

These men would tear you apart.

I'm sure both have at least 8 inch cocks and they're thick too-

Hisoka would prefer to degrade you. He'd definitely say things like, “Awwe, did our slutty boy cum already?”, “Your body's so slutty, I'm getting so hard you little whore.”

While Illumi would praise you into oblivion. “You're so good for us, baby boy”, “Good boy, such a good boy”, “You take us so well.”

Illumi would probably be very cold and leave as soon as it was over, while Hisoka would stay longer and take care of you afterward.

Hisoka would clean you out well and give you a hot bath. Then he would get you your favorite tea (or water), and some warm food. Then he'd leave.

Eventually, Illumi would fall for you and go over board with after care. Everything had to be the best quality. you must be taken care of.

Their cuddles would be the best after sex or when you were extremely tired.

“C'mon baby boy, you can take my cock further in your pussy, can't you? Aren't you a little slut?~” The squelching was loud as Hisoka fucked your cunt and Illumi fucked your ass. Both your holes were completely full and stretched. It was such a nice feeling. “You're such a good boy for us~. Keeping our cocks warm and pleasured~”

hi hi!!! I’m the anon who requested the Yandere Muichiro! It was SOOO GOOOD OMG YOUR WRITING IS PERFECT tbh you made me love the idea of malewife (y/n)……

Could I request general Yandere hcs for Giyu with a male! Hashira! (Y/n)?

Also if you do anons can I be 🎹 anon thank you bye

Omg hi! I'm so so glad you liked them! And you can totally be 🎹 anon!

Gyiu probably met you while getting paired up on a mission. You were a Hashira, but you never came to meetings, and you did what you wanted.

You had met this “Charming” demon who promised he wouldn't eat anyone. Though you knew he already had eaten humans, you pretended to believe him.

Gyiu had been sent out to kill this demon when he saw you. He was shocked that such a pretty boy was a Hashira and talking to a demon. He's sure to attack, or try, but once he does, he's seen the reason you took the demon to a back alleyway was to kill him.

At first, Gyiu was cold to you. He couldn't believe you actually wanted to help the Demon Slayers. But when he noticed you in the masters home, he was confused. That is, until he finds out that the master is your father.

Why weren't you showing this off? Everyone wants to be related to their master. But one day, you decided to befriend Gyiu.

After a couple of months of being good friends, you told him about your home life. You told him you were treated as a slave, then as a weapon, now you are constantly being verbally abused because you “Aren't as good as your ancestors”.

After that, he also stopped going to meetings, he stopped worshiping the master, he instead realized his feelings for you. He would constantly check in on you, kill demons for you if you needed time off, kill humans if they ridiculed you. These behaviors intensified when you two started dating.

Suddenly, you weren't allowed to leave the house. You got to stay home while your boyfriend went to work, you couldn't have felt better. You knew this was probably wrong, but he loved you fully, he just wants you to himself, and it feels so much better to not be used for once.

The ground you walked upon was practically worshipped, while every decision your father made was completely criticized.

If your father ever did go looking for you, it would be his mistake.

“Don't worry love, your father can't hurt you anymore. What's the red stuff - o'n me?... Cranberry juice!”