Hisoka X Illumi - Tumblr Posts
Someone wrote this whole thing and I respect them for it-
At a Zoldyck family dinner
Silva: So Illumi tell us about your guest *points to hisoka*
Illumi: *Looks over at hisoka*
Hisoka: *Winks*
Illumi: Ah the memories with this one...I still have the nightmares
[Original quote by Johntron]
Illumi: When you've been an assassin for as long as I have, you develop thick skin.
Hisoka: Navy blue isn't your color.
Illumi: Navy blue brings out my eyes you prick! *Chases after Hisoka*
Illumi: When you've been an assassin for as long as I have, you develop thick skin.
Hisoka: Navy blue isn't your color.
Illumi: Navy blue brings out my eyes you prick! *Chases after Hisoka*
Hisoka: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you.
Illumi: Being a fish.
Hisoka: Well, shit.
Me and my silly little mermay hisoillu
Toxic fish yaoi
little big - hypnodancer
hii, can i request smut with trans male reader and hisoka + illumi double penetration
Sure! It may be a bit ooc though-
These men would tear you apart.
I'm sure both have at least 8 inch cocks and they're thick too-
Hisoka would prefer to degrade you. He'd definitely say things like, “Awwe, did our slutty boy cum already?”, “Your body's so slutty, I'm getting so hard you little whore.”
While Illumi would praise you into oblivion. “You're so good for us, baby boy”, “Good boy, such a good boy”, “You take us so well.”
Illumi would probably be very cold and leave as soon as it was over, while Hisoka would stay longer and take care of you afterward.
Hisoka would clean you out well and give you a hot bath. Then he would get you your favorite tea (or water), and some warm food. Then he'd leave.
Eventually, Illumi would fall for you and go over board with after care. Everything had to be the best quality. you must be taken care of.
Their cuddles would be the best after sex or when you were extremely tired.
“C'mon baby boy, you can take my cock further in your pussy, can't you? Aren't you a little slut?~” The squelching was loud as Hisoka fucked your cunt and Illumi fucked your ass. Both your holes were completely full and stretched. It was such a nice feeling. “You're such a good boy for us~. Keeping our cocks warm and pleasured~”