DPS Headcanon:

DPS headcanon:

Todd swears the most out of all the poets. Not out of anger, or passion, or frustration, just like… that’s his vocabulary. Jeff (who Todd looked up to his whole life) swore like a pirate so now it’s just normal to Todd. And everyone else finds it hilarious.

At first when he didn’t know any of the boys well except Neil, he tried to keep it clean but every so often Charlie would pull some nonsense and Todd would mutter a very quiet “Jesus fucking christ” for only him (and sometimes Neil) to hear

And then when he got comfortable around the poets it became completely accepted.

Todd: accidentally drops his books everywhere

Todd: fuckshitomigodshitshitshit

The friend group meme but with Bullet Train characters:

Every friend group should include:

A Bimbo (Lemon)

A Mean Bisexual (Tangerine)

An Even Meaner Lesbian (The Hornet)

She/Theys (The Prince)

And He/Theys (Kimura)

A Token Straight That's On Thin Ice (The Wolf)

An Astrology Bitch Who's Got Everyone's Birth Chart Memorized (Maria)

And A Short King (Ladybug)

Dunkirk as things my friends said:

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Alex: don't try to frame me for horrible taste

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Tommy: whoever said art is pain was RIGHT

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Gibson: i thought there was glitter on the table but no it's bread crumbs

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Alex: i know i said i was gonna sleep but i can't miss out on french slander

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Shivering Soldier: the thought of responsabilities is making me sickity sick

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Tommy: let my organs be free bro

Alex: no

Gibson: fly high organs

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Farrier: no Collins the gender euphoria is now or never darling

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Georges: i knew i would get karma from decapitating Pikachu then eating his severed head

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Collins: you're a lizard, Farrier

Farrier: i wish

Farrier: just sleep under the sun all day and eat bugs until i get squished by a kid. The dream life.

thinking about Tommy and Gibson, two strangers with nothing in common (they don’t even speak the same language) but the need to survive, about Tommy immediately helping Gibson burying the body and Gibson offering Tommy precious water, about them always sticking together and never considering the possibility of parting ways, about Gibson saving the lives of Tommy and countless others on the ship and Tommy defending Gibson passionately when he has no proof that Gibson isn’t a spy, about Gibson saving the lives of Tommy and everyone else on the Dutch trawler at the cost of his own life, about Tommy likely not noticing Gibson’s absence in the chaos and not noticing until he’s safely on the Moonstone,

Dead poets society but make it sitcom. All living in the same apartmant and have something to hide. Anderperry trying to figure out how relationship works before telling the guys, Charlie and Meeks being obvious cause "That way they won't suspect a thing, Meeks." Pitts is hiding the fact that his new project involves his roommates, cameron knowing everyone's secret and just being quiet until someone realizes that in fact, he knows. And Knox is just there, confused.

[OCEAN’S SIX AU]

spicy six but they steal from filthy rich and influential people