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What if...
I finally watched Bullet Train despite my immense disliking of Brad Pitt and safe to say I absolutely loved the movie. Lemon and Tangerine absolutely stole the show with their Thomas the Tank Train Engine related bickering. I was also watching John Wick and thought:
What if Bullet Train and the John Wick series was in the same universe? What if John Wick was on the actual bullet train?
Everyone would probably be dead, and MAYBE he would have seen straight through the Prince's manipulations on the train.
I can just imagine how the interactions between the twins and John would go with him being confused as to why Lemon keeps classifying people as trains.
I see him getting along with Ladybug with the man's attempts to be a pacifist, but ultimately fails by killing people on 'accident'. I saw a post and I think it's because he is extremely well trained and experienced that he was sort of giving them a 'do you really want to fight me?' but that is another talk for another time.
I am sure that the Elder and John would get along very well, the Elder would more than likely give John the best advice. That would extend to Yuichi who did everything to protect his son Wataru while being blackmailed while John would do anything for his dog (and preserving Helen's memory)
Thanks for listening to my TED talk.
The friend group meme but with Bullet Train characters:
Every friend group should include:
A Bimbo (Lemon)
A Mean Bisexual (Tangerine)
An Even Meaner Lesbian (The Hornet)
She/Theys (The Prince)
And He/Theys (Kimura)
A Token Straight That's On Thin Ice (The Wolf)
An Astrology Bitch Who's Got Everyone's Birth Chart Memorized (Maria)
And A Short King (Ladybug)
Bullet Train characters as D&D classes and alignements because I am bored and still brainrotting (idk how many d&d and bullet train tumblr fans there are but uh yeah):
Tangerine: lawful neutral, ranger
Lemon: neutral, paladin
Ladybug: chaotic good, bard
Wolf: chaotic neutral, fighter
The Elder: lawful good, cleric
The Father: neutral good, wizard
The Prince: lawful evil, rogue
The White Death: neutral evil, sorcerer
The Hornet: chaotic evil, warlock
Things I thought were beautiful/attractive/charming/pretty/whatever in the Bullet Train movie and no I will not explain (CONTAINS SPOILERS SO BEWARE *-*):
-tangerine.
-lemon's hands when he takes his sticker page out and takes the thomas sticker
-the prince a few seconds before getting smashed like a piñata, holding a weapon
-ladybug getting his hair in a ponytail
-the song 'toilet talk'
-tangerine's hands
-tangerine getting out of the train with his cigarette
-the tall person going in the train while lemon is waiting outside, at one of the first stop
-"how much for the bottle of water, love?"
-the waitress is just adorable
-kimura cutting a piece of tape with his teeth
-the hornet taking off the momomon mask
-tangerine breaking a window
-the elder's wife.
-the whole rolling the gun against sleeve thing
-the lighting in this movie
-the lady waiting to go to the toilet that swears at ladybug
-the wolf cleaning his shoes
-the murderous nurse
-the hornet flipping the syringe
Sorry but I saw this and...
(What's written on the image) (idk how to do this help)
Ladybug: Character ties their hair back/up and becomes very efficient. They could do anything. They could win an argument with God.
Tangerine: Character's hair is loose when it's normally contained and they are kind of feral. Nothing can stop them. They could win a fight with God.
(@dawn-the-rithmatist was the op I think)
Woah oh my God it's Hatsune Miku and that other guy!
i return with the food , bullet train fandom
(also the rpg idea i had finally came to mind again !!! yaay :3