Idk Guys Lemme Know If Theres A Steven Who Also Coincidentally Owns A Dog

Idk guys lemme know if there’s a Steven who also coincidentally owns a dog

3am antics:

*me in bed binge watching Harry Potter for the 5000th time*

*hears a noise*

*my sleep deprived arse gets up*

*with full confidence*: ALL RIGHT YOU CLOSETED GHOST- THE ONLY THING I SHOULD BE SCARED OF IN LIFE IS MATH

*remembers I have a math test tomorrow*: which- do you wanna help me study for? ^_^

YES I can totally see this happening like:

Draco, in the Great Hall, rambling to Pansy: And then I saw the cutest puppy EVER, in this little tu tu- shit Potter’s here-

Draco: Yeah, and then this asshole came up to me and I punched him right smack in the face… *turning his head around subtly to see if Harry heard him*

Pansy:

Draco:

Draco: yeah so anyways-

what if Draco doesn’t actually swagger all the time? What if he just does that every time Harry is around bc he’s trying to impress him

The Marauders playing Two Truths and a Lie:

James: Okay, erm...my first pet was a fish named 'Fish.' I'm an Aries. And...I've only kissed one of the Black brothers.

Sirius, scoffing: Obviously it's the first pet. Who names a fish, 'Fish'?

Peter: Nah, mate, I remember James's fifth birthday. Fish was a legend.

Sirius, not comprehending: But Prongs...you are an Aries.

James:

Sirius: So that just leaves...

James:

Peter:

Remus:

Sirius: What the fuck, Potter?

James: Sorry, Sirius, I just--

Remus: Wait! You and Sirius kissed?

Peter: Well....I have to go now.

James accusing Remus of sleeping with Sirius and killing his fish:

Regulus: why would you kill his fish?

Remus: because, Reggie, after you sleep with someone you obviously have to kill a fish

Remus visiting the Potters after Harry was Born:

Remus: So how’s motherhood going, Reggie?

Regulus: It’s going fine, though I didn’t expect so much crying

Remus: Oh don’t worry, it’s normal for babies

Regulus: What? Oh no, Harry’s fine- I’m talking about James

*James in the other room holding baby Harry and crying hysterically* : I LOVE YOU SO MUCH *sobs* HOW CAN YOU BE SO CUTE