Everyone's Going To Be Asking "why Isn't The Lorekeeper Posting More?" Uhh... Been Flirting With Someone

everyone's going to be asking "why isn't the lorekeeper posting more?" uhh... been flirting with someone thats why

LETS FUCKINGG GOOOO WE GOT GORPO AND CHARLES??! FUCK YEAHH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOWYEAH!! FAVORITE OLD MAN YAAAAA

Charles and Gorpo :]

(but its mainly just Charles)

OMG ARTISTS FACTSS WE GOT THE YIPPEE FLONG ARTIST WE GOT THE YIPPEE FLONG ARTIST LETSS GOOOO

fun fact about me: i created the yippee flong skin :D

here's the skin collage from the discord when it first got announced/released

and here's how it originally looked when i submitted it

also heres its back sprite that i really like :]

(i dont know if it looks different on its regular and unique variants)

It's funny that people look up to me. Because in reality, I am quite short. I am canonically 4'9. Most people would have to look down at me. So, please, look down at me respectfully. Thank you. Everyone after learning the truth:

If Candy is a stand-in for "Drugs" in Doodle World. And the Icyridge "Water" makes people "drunk" in Icyridge. (wow great wording) Then that must mean that the "Icyridge Water" is a stand-in for Alcohol. Only guards are now the only ones allowed to get plastered. The people can't get drunk any more. That must suck.

I remember I called @smartbeetle "Intelligent Insect" that one time, so I decided, why not the other writers of Doodle World, what would their off-brand name be? You enter the building with a thirst for knowledge, "Ah you've come for some fanfic recommendations. You're at the right place." I say before gesturing to a pile of paper, all written with ideas and various incomplete works. The edges of the paper burnt ever so lightly almost as if a beastly fire had come across and seared the pages. You turn to me, "Do you have @dragonroar87?" "Nah we got MonsterScream87, they make some great works, I recommend their fic "Girl's Night" quite the good fic to start off with." Confusion set in, what building did you walk into, it surely wasn't the Archives. You shake your head in displeasure, surely this wouldn't happen again. You notice a lab coat floating along a pond as we walk through the building. "You have @gromicidaltomfoolery? DrFr0gScript?" You ask once more. "Sorry we don't have that, we do have ProfT0adBook they make some great things, one of the Ogs of the Athenaeum. I quite like their works; it was quite a croak especially "An end worth any cost" for its flavor and rich description." The palm of your hand soon came to full contact with your face, you couldn't believe this. "Surely you, the Lorekeeper-" "Lorekeeper? I'm sorry you must have me mistaken; I am the Wisdomguardian. I've made lots of things and I..." Before I could even finish, you've turned your heel and walk out the door. No longer wanting to take this nonsense for a single moment more.