The Pranks Are Actually Murder Attempts

The pranks are actually murder attempts

IAN McDIARMID as EMPEROR PALPATINE on the set of Obi-Wan Kenobi | Obi-Wan Kenobi: A Jedi’s Return (2022)

Any time another clone is asked about the stories, they all just agree like ‘yup hammer test is 100% real’

clones and avoiding behind studied. Refusing to be understood by those outside their society. One guy straight up lies to a civilian and says he has a hivemind with every single other clone in the galaxy that's why they get orders so fast. No they don't need comms he's never even heard of that.

UMMMM had to look some stuff up about strills and I never realized how weird as hell they are. 300-400 years old? Only smell bad to men? Who came up with this? I mean I love them even more but what the heck

Do strills purr?

Tbf I don´t know. I also don´t give a flying fuck if Mird purrs in canon. They´re clearly dog-coded, with the slobbering everywhere.

But.

But.

They fucking should. They´re reptomammals that bear and nurse life pups, have fur, live up to 400 years, slobber everywhere, stink because fuck human males only in particular and can fly. They have six legs, four eyes, what looks like bat ears and look like someone designed a lap puppy from hell. I want one. So why shouldn´t they have a hyoid bone too? Frankly, it wouldn´t be the weirdest part of their anatomy.

So yeah. Strills purr and anyone who disagree can fight me behind a Penny after dark.

I wish I had a clone advisor to save me and guide me sometimes

Read the first one and was like ‘BOBA STOP TRUSTING STRANGERS OMG WHY WOULD YOU TRUST THEM FOR SECOND.’ And starting the second soon and omg BOBA NO

i love expanded universe bitty!boba bc he's like, "i will take vengeance on my father's enemies, i will become a ruthless and unstoppable killer at all costs!!"

and then someone is even remotely nice to him and he's like, "...well i can't NOT be nice back 🥺 that's just how it works!"

The more I learn about Tarre the more I realize he was that clueless character doing his thing that somehow saved the world but had no idea and when he asks everyone is like ‘haha funny ur our king now’.

He’s minding his business, saves the world, and has no idea what to do next so he just fully accepts his new job as king.

Tarre Vizsla except everything about him was glorified and turned into a legend.

He didn’t die on Mandalore, he gave a speech a little too well and when he left the room to throw up cause he never quite got over his stage fright he was proclaimed king and then ran away in the middle of the night out of embarrassment.

He’s literally just a guy. Boring ass guy. Most interesting thing about him is that he’s a Jedi and also madalorian. Short as fuck. Retakes a public speaking class every year or so cause he’s so bad in front of crowds. Everyone makes fun of his janky ass lightsaber. His two best friends are in a casual lesbian situation ship and he forgets sometimes cause he’s aroace. His first padawan was taller than him by the time she turned 17. He gets sad if he can’t pet someone’s dog.