So, Something That Really Makes Me Laugh Is The Weird Family That Is Part Of The Tsukishimas/Tanakas

So, something that really makes me laugh is the weird family that is part of the Tsukishimas/Tanakas

It’s starts out with Akiteru and Saeko getting married

Kei is not happy at all

Not only that but he’s supposed to do a speech with Tanaka (who insisted on being called big brother or Ryuu, (Kei called him Little Brother once and Ryuu threw a fit))

At the wedding, they give their speech, people cry and laugh, blah blah blah

Tanaka gets drunk as all hell and confesses his love to Kiyoko, he’s 21 at the time

It sticks with her this time because it’s not ‘I love you marry me!’ Kinda confessions, it’s a sweet soft thing, going through the whole list of why he like her (few are superficial, most about how’s she’s kind and sweet)

She tells him the next morning that she wants to go out

Yamaguchi and Yachi are at the wedding too, as a couple, they drink a little bit mostly watch others break down

Kuroo is there with Kei, as a couple too, but people think they’ve been together for about 4 months (that’s how long they’ve known) they’ve actually been dating since Kei’s second year

Drunk Ryuu and Drunk Saeko attacks Kuroo, going on and on about protecting Kei’s innocence and the shovel talk (he will remain suspicious for the rest of his life, but still loves him for Kei)

Kei laughs and pulls Kuroo away,

By the end of the night; Akiteru, Saeko, and Ryuu are wasted, Kuroo and Kei are missing, last seen drunk and kissing in a corner, Yamaguchi, Yachi, and Kiyoko are tipsy

The next morning, they all head to the Tsukishima home, Akiteru’s mom makes curry and a hangover cure for the wasted folks

Yamaguchi (the demon) plays the videos from last night, Kei admits that Kuroo and him have been dating for years

Everyone is shocked except Ryuu, Tadashi, and Yachi

8 months later, Kiyoko and Ryuu are getting married,

During their wedding, Ryuu somehow ropes Kei into getting black out drunk

It ends with Kuroo carrying Kei to the hotel, princess style, Kei babbling on about how he loves him and about their wedding

A drunk Kuroo cries and they end up getting a noise complaint

Kiyoko and Ryuu have two kids, a boy and girl, twins

They are confident and a little loud but the boy has more poise and the girl has more spunk; They both have their moms good looks but Ryuu’s eyes and hair,

Akiteru and Saeko have two boys and a girl, in that order

The eldest has more of Saeko’s personality but is quiet, and more enthusiastic about what he likes; has Carmel hair, Saeko’s eyes and Akiteru’s face shape and body, his hands are thicker

The middle boy is surprising like Kei in personality, more sarcastic but gets fired up easy; he has Saeko’s hair color, her more slender face, Akiteru’s body structure and more slender hands

The youngest is Akiteru in personality but can get quiet; she has oddly Kei’s bright blond hair to her shoulder, heterocromia (one eye Saeko’s, one Akiteru’s), Saeko’s body but less curves, Akiteru’s sharper jaw

Unfortunately, gay marriage isn’t legal in Japan but if it was Kuroo and Kei’s wedding would be formal

Kei would take Kuroo’s last name, their rings are black with a moon and a cat engraved on them, Tetsu getting the moon, Kei getting the cat

Their kids (if biological in an abo world), would be a boy and girl, not twins

Tetsu’s smirk, Kei’s sarcasm, but is very kind and mischievous, she will plan pranks on people; she has Kei’s long legs and eyes, Tetsu’s black hair, shoulder length and it’s a mess, she can get the length straight but her bangs get messy

The boy has Kei’s hair, Tetsu’s eyes and bad bedhead (but not in the same style) and bulkier frame; he is more quiet, and introverted but will add an occasional jab, and will go along with his sisters plans because he is just as mischievous as her

They also have two cats,

Yamaguchi and Yachi do get married and if it’s the summer, she wears a floral princess dress

Everyone from Karasuno is there (same as Ryuu’s wedding)

They have a one girl and a large dog

The girl has blond hair, Yamaguchi’s eyes and freckles, and Yachi’s petite frame; she is very nervous and has social anxiety, is sweet but gets roped into chaos, and eventually becomes confident, she protects what she loves and can get loud if pressed

Their family is odd and full of chaos but everyone loves each other, even if Ryuu is still suspicious of Tetsu

I like imagine that at some point during Jason’s stay with the young Justice team, there would be a touching moment between Dick and him.

Idk, maybe Jason is exposed to fear toxin or something. Point is, he’s not having fun at all. But Jason wouldn’t let it show at all, like they can hardly tell.

Like, he is hallucinating so much from the fear toxin, but only his hands are shaking, barely.

Anyway, the team is concerned and try to talk with him, but can’t get through to him. So, their entire ride back is filled with silence and glances to him.

Only when Jason gets back and is able to meet with Dick does he let go. Like, Jason hugs him, in public, then starts violently shaking. Dick will just scoop him up and leave real fast. And if he can’t leave, he’ll still hold him and comfort him.

Anyway, it’s just sweet to think about this

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I find it funny bc the Superboy first knew was from Young Justice. He was really serious and had anger issues. I actually don’t mind his character at all

But, then I found out the more cannon personality of Superboy.

A leather jacket wearing, attention seeking, funny teen that I actually find more interesting and funny than the YJ character.

I saw a few scenes of this more cannon version and immediately want more. Like, he’s so funny and, idk, more relatable.

I was rereading Shikigami (a Kurotsuki story on ao3) and my brain was like, ‘do this but Bokuaka’, so here we are

Bokuto is an owl Tengu, he has a human upper half with large wings and talons for feet/legs

They are very powerful and loyal but can easily be deadly when making a contract

They are led by their emotions and needs so the proper time to make a contract is after they’ve just eaten and when they are happy

Owl Tengu are only meat eaters, specifically other Youkai, they don’t often eat people but play tricks on them

They find humans incredibly interesting and like to watch them as owls

They are also cannibals and will eat each other if hungry enough

Not only that but having to keep them happy throughout the process of making a contract

Bokuto can shift into a full owl form and full human, same as Kuroo, but he mostly resides in an inbetween form with wings as talons

Akaashi and Bokuto’s agreement was that whatever Youkai they killed, if time permitted, Bokuto could eat them

Their relationship is very close, Akaashi often takes care of bokuto

Cleaning him after he eats, helping him with his emotions, calming him down

Bokuto really likes Akaashi

When it’s cold out, Bokuto with shift to his full animal form and warm Akaashi up, resting in his arms, he is insanely warm

When Akaashi sleeps, Bokuto (in his inbetween form) will hold him and wrap his large wings around him

Kuroo does the same thing with Tsukishima, but wraps around his neck and press his head against his cheek

There was one time in the summer than Bokuto took Akaashi on a flight, but Akaashi didn’t mention his fear of heights, he threw up after

Now, when they fly, bokuto sticks very close to the ground, slowly working away his fear

Eventually they can fly, but have to stick to night flights or where no one is around, and it must be during the summer or Akaashi will freeze

HEAR ME OUT, Kurotsuki Murder/Psychopath Husbands (their relationship is very healthy) Headcanons:

THIS IS YOU WARNING, VIOLENCE, MURDER AHEAD

Kuroo and Tsukishima met when Kuroo tried to kill Tsukishima

Tsukishima protected himself and tried to kill Kuroo

Tsuki was covered in blood and laughing, Kuroo fell in love right then

Tsuki plans it and Kuroo executes the plan, obviously each other’s alibi

Kuroo doesn’t like to torture his victims but if Tsuki finds their pain hilarious, he’ll do it all day

Tsuki knows Kuroo loves the color of blood, especially when he’s covered in it so when he does kill, he makes it as messy and violent as possible

Kuroo finds it really pretty, since his father sliced his mom open and stabbed himself in the throat, it’s a coping mechanism

He likes to be covered in it, it feels calming, so he’ll cover his arms in it and maybe his face, then Tsuki holds him (covering himself in the blood) and then they have sex

They were caught and sent to prison (it kinda goes into the DC world here, it helped inspire this),

They were kept together, lest they get out in search of their partner

If either gets out, everyone stays out of their way

Tsuki would run around, frantically searching for Kuroo, while he would have this mean look (head tilted down, hair covering his face, smiling) with his fists clenched, with a determined walk, like he knows where Tsuki is

By the time they reach each other, they are going to be covered in blood

When they do meet, they mostly hug and then quickly get out

They are usually sent back to a cell, eventually together (no one has any other problems with them after)

They are actually pretty nice and will sometimes protect the newer inmates if they like them, and get along well with everyone

They do become apart of the suicide squad and survive

They eventually do escape and don’t keep killing, they flee the country with Akaashi and Bokuto