Sometimes I Remember That The Reach Scarabs Process Information So Fast They Can Keep Up With A Speedster,

Sometimes I remember that the reach Scarabs process information so fast they can keep up with a speedster, easily. It’s happened quite a few times.

Like, Blue Beetle could take down the Flash since him and Impulse go the same speed (I think).

I just find that really interesting.

Gothamites are just a different breed of people. They literally could not give a single f*ck about anything. There attitude is ‘eh, not impressed’ mixed with ‘been there don that’ and ‘try harder’.

It’s bad but no one knows how bad until they move there. I’m convinced everyone who lives in Crime Alley has had there parents/grandparents live there, while the less dangerous parts of Gotham see more new faces. They don’t stay long but they pop up.

Batman doesn’t let the Justice League to Gotham and I think that’s fair. They are all to bright and happy. Everyone is so angsty it’s amazing. He doesnt let them in for their own protection. Mostly since they all thinks he’s dramatic. But he knows that that relaxed manner is going to get them hurt.

The only vigilante that has zero haters (besides criminals) is Red Hood. Like, he control the most dangerous part of Gotham every night, walks kids/girls/teens/anyone-who-asks home, regularly buys food for the homeless, reads to kids at the library at night/near closing, stops robberies, sometimes teaches people self defense, and tries to be really quiet bc the walls are thin.

Either him or Signal bc he’s a daytime hero and everyone loves him. Nice, new, and will help out work the mundane stuff.

That being said, the rest are liked too but so have their haters. Despite this, there are websites and videos of them all doing cute and funny stuff or the gothamites doing nice stuff for them.

There is a video of someone giving Spoiler an umbrella, she returned it the next day. Someone managed to find everyone and give them their own hand sewn plushies, and their reaction.

Mostly starting with them on a rooftop of a building, a person calls out. “Yo! (Insert name)! Come here real quick!”

They go over and the person pulls out the plushie.

Batman: *stares for a moment* thank you. Did you make this? The workman ship is amazing.

Nightwing: awwwww! This is so nice, thank you!

Red hood: imma admit it, this is the greatest moment of my entire life. Now, you are in a very bad part of Gotham and need to get to bed. I’ll walk you.

Red Robin: i adore this. I will keep it with me till I die.

Robin: *brain cannot compute* Umm…Thank you very much. Honestly, no idea what to say right now

Spoiler: AWWWW, my first fan anything! I love this! Do you have an Instagram or something? I have to follow you! Let me buy you food!

Black Bat: *squished it once, looks up, Higgs it to her, then motions to hug the creator, they hug*

Signal: ummm, thank you? ive never had to deal with this before. I love it so much! Thank you!

(Can’t believe o forgot Batgirl)

Batgirl: This is so sweet! Thank you! *gives the biggest hug known to man*

So, something that really makes me laugh is the weird family that is part of the Tsukishimas/Tanakas

It’s starts out with Akiteru and Saeko getting married

Kei is not happy at all

Not only that but he’s supposed to do a speech with Tanaka (who insisted on being called big brother or Ryuu, (Kei called him Little Brother once and Ryuu threw a fit))

At the wedding, they give their speech, people cry and laugh, blah blah blah

Tanaka gets drunk as all hell and confesses his love to Kiyoko, he’s 21 at the time

It sticks with her this time because it’s not ‘I love you marry me!’ Kinda confessions, it’s a sweet soft thing, going through the whole list of why he like her (few are superficial, most about how’s she’s kind and sweet)

She tells him the next morning that she wants to go out

Yamaguchi and Yachi are at the wedding too, as a couple, they drink a little bit mostly watch others break down

Kuroo is there with Kei, as a couple too, but people think they’ve been together for about 4 months (that’s how long they’ve known) they’ve actually been dating since Kei’s second year

Drunk Ryuu and Drunk Saeko attacks Kuroo, going on and on about protecting Kei’s innocence and the shovel talk (he will remain suspicious for the rest of his life, but still loves him for Kei)

Kei laughs and pulls Kuroo away,

By the end of the night; Akiteru, Saeko, and Ryuu are wasted, Kuroo and Kei are missing, last seen drunk and kissing in a corner, Yamaguchi, Yachi, and Kiyoko are tipsy

The next morning, they all head to the Tsukishima home, Akiteru’s mom makes curry and a hangover cure for the wasted folks

Yamaguchi (the demon) plays the videos from last night, Kei admits that Kuroo and him have been dating for years

Everyone is shocked except Ryuu, Tadashi, and Yachi

8 months later, Kiyoko and Ryuu are getting married,

During their wedding, Ryuu somehow ropes Kei into getting black out drunk

It ends with Kuroo carrying Kei to the hotel, princess style, Kei babbling on about how he loves him and about their wedding

A drunk Kuroo cries and they end up getting a noise complaint

Kiyoko and Ryuu have two kids, a boy and girl, twins

They are confident and a little loud but the boy has more poise and the girl has more spunk; They both have their moms good looks but Ryuu’s eyes and hair,

Akiteru and Saeko have two boys and a girl, in that order

The eldest has more of Saeko’s personality but is quiet, and more enthusiastic about what he likes; has Carmel hair, Saeko’s eyes and Akiteru’s face shape and body, his hands are thicker

The middle boy is surprising like Kei in personality, more sarcastic but gets fired up easy; he has Saeko’s hair color, her more slender face, Akiteru’s body structure and more slender hands

The youngest is Akiteru in personality but can get quiet; she has oddly Kei’s bright blond hair to her shoulder, heterocromia (one eye Saeko’s, one Akiteru’s), Saeko’s body but less curves, Akiteru’s sharper jaw

Unfortunately, gay marriage isn’t legal in Japan but if it was Kuroo and Kei’s wedding would be formal

Kei would take Kuroo’s last name, their rings are black with a moon and a cat engraved on them, Tetsu getting the moon, Kei getting the cat

Their kids (if biological in an abo world), would be a boy and girl, not twins

Tetsu’s smirk, Kei’s sarcasm, but is very kind and mischievous, she will plan pranks on people; she has Kei’s long legs and eyes, Tetsu’s black hair, shoulder length and it’s a mess, she can get the length straight but her bangs get messy

The boy has Kei’s hair, Tetsu’s eyes and bad bedhead (but not in the same style) and bulkier frame; he is more quiet, and introverted but will add an occasional jab, and will go along with his sisters plans because he is just as mischievous as her

They also have two cats,

Yamaguchi and Yachi do get married and if it’s the summer, she wears a floral princess dress

Everyone from Karasuno is there (same as Ryuu’s wedding)

They have a one girl and a large dog

The girl has blond hair, Yamaguchi’s eyes and freckles, and Yachi’s petite frame; she is very nervous and has social anxiety, is sweet but gets roped into chaos, and eventually becomes confident, she protects what she loves and can get loud if pressed

Their family is odd and full of chaos but everyone loves each other, even if Ryuu is still suspicious of Tetsu

I headcanon that Jason is really stubborn, but not just with his ideals.

Like, you can’t prank him easily bc he just doesn’t believe them. He knows what’s going on, he saw them planning it.

He won’t let kids win games. ‘They need to know they can’t always win.’ Sometimes he makes exceptions.

Manipulation is difficult, he’ll do whatever wants. Half because no one can control him. Half bc he knows what’s going and is being a little shit.

He smokes sometimes. Bruce disapproves. When with others, sometimes Jason will smoke bc he knows Bruce hates it but won’t say anything. He just looks at him. Jason flips him off.

This trait is mostly bc of Crime Alley, the whole trust only yourself and others don’t know. Also, don’t let others push you around.

It’s kinda sad but Jason thinks it’s funny to piss people off sometimes.

I was rereading Shikigami (a Kurotsuki story on ao3) and my brain was like, ‘do this but Bokuaka’, so here we are

Bokuto is an owl Tengu, he has a human upper half with large wings and talons for feet/legs

They are very powerful and loyal but can easily be deadly when making a contract

They are led by their emotions and needs so the proper time to make a contract is after they’ve just eaten and when they are happy

Owl Tengu are only meat eaters, specifically other Youkai, they don’t often eat people but play tricks on them

They find humans incredibly interesting and like to watch them as owls

They are also cannibals and will eat each other if hungry enough

Not only that but having to keep them happy throughout the process of making a contract

Bokuto can shift into a full owl form and full human, same as Kuroo, but he mostly resides in an inbetween form with wings as talons

Akaashi and Bokuto’s agreement was that whatever Youkai they killed, if time permitted, Bokuto could eat them

Their relationship is very close, Akaashi often takes care of bokuto

Cleaning him after he eats, helping him with his emotions, calming him down

Bokuto really likes Akaashi

When it’s cold out, Bokuto with shift to his full animal form and warm Akaashi up, resting in his arms, he is insanely warm

When Akaashi sleeps, Bokuto (in his inbetween form) will hold him and wrap his large wings around him

Kuroo does the same thing with Tsukishima, but wraps around his neck and press his head against his cheek

There was one time in the summer than Bokuto took Akaashi on a flight, but Akaashi didn’t mention his fear of heights, he threw up after

Now, when they fly, bokuto sticks very close to the ground, slowly working away his fear

Eventually they can fly, but have to stick to night flights or where no one is around, and it must be during the summer or Akaashi will freeze

The Su sisters and Jason have such a good relationship. I love it.

They have a weird relationship and care for each other in their own weird way.

Suzie trusts Jason when he says they’ll be alright. Jason trusts Suzie with the ENTIRE ICEBERG LOUNGE.

Their relationship is so sweet and isn’t talked about enough