I Love This. Its Funny, Sad, And Entirely Plausible All At Once

I love this. It’s funny, sad, and entirely plausible all at once

Batman’s rogue gallery may be villains but even some of them learn to respect the batman in their own way. Either by the violence that he has or the overprotectiveness of his robins. Some have seen that some days of the year, he is a bit more volatile than other but there is one day a year where he is even more violent than usual. Jason’s death day. So any rogues who are out of arkham during that day take a respectful 30 steps back and dont even touch it with a ten foot pole. Slowly everyone else in gotham learns that if you dont want the bat to come down on you for even petty things, you stay the fuck home.

The one time before everyone learned that that day is off limits was when anyone he came across was beaten black and blue and almost dead.

Joker of course make this day his big fun day. He can torment the bat with no problems.

But everyone else? They learn real quick that that specific day is off limits for crime. Coincidentally jasons death day becomes the most “normal” day a person can have in gotham without worrying about being mugged or something else happening.

Jason comes home years later and is planning something for his death day but none of his minion’s come in that day. He asks why the next day where the fuck they were and explain what happens and whats up with the bat.

A work of art

You think that batfamily has angst? Wait till you meet the demonfamily 😈

Read a fic where Jason was a singwriter and came up with this, (I’m really bad at this sorry)

Robin 2:

You always said I was too violent for you tastes

Even when going up again Two Face

I could never make the bar

Especially when he set it up so far

I’ve come to learn a few things through the years

Given training and praise through my peers

Though they set me up to tear me down

I protected myself and came crashing down

Somewhere alone on my own

All alone, alone

I’ll always be Robin number 2

I’ll never be able to make it up to you

I won’t ever replace and fill the space

That he left when you two were through

I’ll always be Robin number 2, to you

So I see, you went and replaced me

Am I nothing more than a trophy?

Sat in a case, I know my place

How could anyone take my place

When I thought I meant so much to you

I guess we’re through

I’ve become a failure you can’t forget

A reminder, replacement, away I went

How can I forget what you did to me

Not the death thing no, letting him roam free

If he took you away

I’d hunt him down and make him pay

But apparently I’m not worth the pain

That he put me through

Taking me away from you, from you

I’ll always be Robin number 2

I’ll never be able to make it up to you

I won’t ever erase or fill the space

That he left when you two were through

I’ll always be a failure to you, I’m number 2

I finally found my place, in this estranged place

In the alley, where i give reprieve

to those who need more than you and me

The moms and dads who drink to leave

The kids who suffer from their parents greed

I’ll be what they need, they need

I’ll always be Robin number 2

Never 1 in your heart, oh that hurt me too

how badly I want that I cannot start

I can’t help but take it to heart

The shit I was put through

All for you

Replacing me with number 3

Who became so much more than you and me

It’s amazing to watch them from the dark

Knowing they’ll always have that spark

I’ll always be Robin number 2

But here I am, bigger than you

With a family made of trust and bonds

We know the pain, the fear, and beyond

So maybe to you, I’ll always be 2

But here I am, bigger than you

So I’m no longer Robin number 2

I have no need for your love, praise, or you

I made my space and protected this place

That neither of you could improve

I’m my own hero, not Robin number 2

I’m no longer Robin number 2

I have no need for your love, praise, or you

I made my space and protected this place

That neither of you could improve

I’m not Robin number 2

I’ve read quite a few stories where the Justice League finds out about Batman’s kids by some random event.

Now, it is my turn to add to this.

Batman has gone ‘missing’ and the JL needs to find out what happened. (He’s just sick)

So they head to Gotham, currently under watch of Robin (Jason Todd) and Nightwing.

So the JL is going around Gotham, searching for Batman when Robin catches Green Lantern and pulls him to a roof top.

“Get out of Gotham.”

GL is like ‘who tf is this?’ When Robin is surround by the JL, and shocked but plays it cool bc yknow pride.

GL uses his ring to hand a robin upside down, Robin uses colorful language to express his displeasure.

Everyone is like, shocked but start to ask where Batman is. Robin ain’t a snitch so he doesn’t spill. Wonder Woman uses the Lasso of Truth but still, he’s just, focusing on other things so he rambled about his school.

Nightwing pops up and is like, hey could Robin down. Batman is sick.

JL doesn’t believe them until Nightwing calls Batman to explain.

So, JL leaves and is like, Batman has kids, what do you know

I need more fics or moment of just Hal Jordan being a fighter pilot.

Like, the JL is in the batplane and Hal is just like, gimme the controls. He’d be blasting off and laughing.

Does anyone know of Hal centric fics like at all? I can’t find like any

Justice League bonding nights at Bruce’s manor. Video games and movies.

Hal Jordan is dominating all the games with Barry in close second. Bruce has had enough and calls Jason (robin) to beat his ass.

Jason steals a remote and demolished him and the high score on all the games. Even with the weakest characters.

Hal is like, I’ve played for a lifetime, wth.

Jason, ‘spite and insomnia are great motivators.’

The only one who Jason has trouble beating is Billy. Not bc theyre both great, but when they play against each other they will tackle each other. It’s not a game, it’s war.