Ive Read Quite A Few Stories Where The Justice League Finds Out About Batmans Kids By Some Random Event.

I’ve read quite a few stories where the Justice League finds out about Batman’s kids by some random event.

Now, it is my turn to add to this.

Batman has gone ‘missing’ and the JL needs to find out what happened. (He’s just sick)

So they head to Gotham, currently under watch of Robin (Jason Todd) and Nightwing.

So the JL is going around Gotham, searching for Batman when Robin catches Green Lantern and pulls him to a roof top.

“Get out of Gotham.”

GL is like ‘who tf is this?’ When Robin is surround by the JL, and shocked but plays it cool bc yknow pride.

GL uses his ring to hand a robin upside down, Robin uses colorful language to express his displeasure.

Everyone is like, shocked but start to ask where Batman is. Robin ain’t a snitch so he doesn’t spill. Wonder Woman uses the Lasso of Truth but still, he’s just, focusing on other things so he rambled about his school.

Nightwing pops up and is like, hey could Robin down. Batman is sick.

JL doesn’t believe them until Nightwing calls Batman to explain.

So, JL leaves and is like, Batman has kids, what do you know

I went to Disneyland in California recently and thought of Jason and Roy taking Lian.

Roy would want all the cute clothes for Lian and force Jason to get the ears for everyone and the sweaters. They ride all the rides and Jason smashes the shooting game.

Jason is the chill dad that’s up for anything and everything. He’s also the dad that will tell Lian how to look taller for the rides.

Lian is the Angel child that is happy to be there. She’d hold both their hands.

Bonus: Nobody knows. Jason says he’s taking the week off, so does Roy. Then they send out photos at Disney and are like, happiest place on earth without you :).

Bruce and Oliver are not amused

Yeah, but I mean like Jason as Robin, during Jason’s time away.

But yeah, Clayface has done Jason before as an adult

Clay face can like turn into anybody. Imagine he turns into a young Jason during a fight with any of the Batfam, not Jason tho.

Like, he doesn’t have to do anything but that and he wins. Idk what they’re reactions would be but the TRAUMA

Justice League bonding nights at Bruce’s manor. Video games and movies.

Hal Jordan is dominating all the games with Barry in close second. Bruce has had enough and calls Jason (robin) to beat his ass.

Jason steals a remote and demolished him and the high score on all the games. Even with the weakest characters.

Hal is like, I’ve played for a lifetime, wth.

Jason, ‘spite and insomnia are great motivators.’

The only one who Jason has trouble beating is Billy. Not bc theyre both great, but when they play against each other they will tackle each other. It’s not a game, it’s war.

Crime Alley/Red Hood headcanon time.

Crime alley is a big place and Red Hood is one dude, so he has a system set up.

For those teens with phones, he has a contact number for emergencies or info updates. See something really suspicious? Text Hood. Being Kidnapped? Call him. He needs info and he’ll text.

The crime alley kids are a major information source for him. Not many people pay attention to them so he’ll ask them to keep an eye out. Of course he pays them too.

For those unsure if a person can be trusted, Red Hood has a symbol that he gives out to people, certain people. It’s his weird v symbol (not the red bat) on a card or a patch for a jacket.

The working women (prostitutes) of crime alley also help. He’ll walk them home, buy them smokes, and pay them. Not just for information, but bc he knows that they probably have kids at home. In return, the women will sometimes take in a street kid or two for a few days or give him information. Sometimes even seduce a target for him.

Stopping crimes in crime alley isn’t as simple as it seems. When stopping a mugging or something, Hood asses whether it’s a crime of desperation (starving/homeless) or just a crime.

If it’s desperation, Hood will give them some money in small bills, talk with them, and send them to a place to get a job.

Red Hood’s favorite food place is in crime alley. If someone is really desperate and hungry they can go there, pay what they can, and Hood will take care of the rest of the bill later

I like to think that whenever Jason picks up any of his siblings, when he’s in the car or on his bike. He’ll go ‘get in/on loser. We’re going shopping’

Everyone finds it annoying and funny. Jason did it to Alfred once, who found it quite funny.

I also like to think that Jason is much more fun to ride a motorcycle with.

Everyone in the Batfam rides like they want to live but be efficient.

Jason rides like a man with nothing to lose and will break speed limits like it a game score. He goes 100 for laughs and pops wheelies for shits.