Because Of The Rivalry Between Gotham And Metropolis, There Arose A Saying In Gotham, Dont Be Like A

Because of the rivalry between Gotham and Metropolis, there arose a saying in Gotham, ‘don’t be like a Metropolis citizen’. It basically translates to ‘don’t be a little bitch’.

Superman was not happy to hear about this. Especially from Red Hood trying to talk to a guy causing problems.

Look, I don’t mind making König all soft and cute when he’s not at work. I actually find it pretty funny.

But please do not forget that this man is absolutely a menace too. And he would be unapologetically all the time.

What are you gonna do? Stop him? Psh, that man is a beast that literally breaks spines over his knee. How are you gonna stop him from stealing all the coffee? Ask him nicely?

That’s what I thought.

This man definitely listens to German rock music and twirls his knives. He does pranks for sure and makes very dark jokes.

Don’t get me wrong, I love Red Hood and he is so cool in most comics he is in.

BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD QUIT MAKING HIM AN ANGRY AND BAD ROBIN. PLEASE. he wasn’t like that!

Him and Dick had a wonderful relationship! Dick GAVE HIM HIS OLD ROBIN COSTUME TO SHOW HE ACCEPTED HIM. They were brothers in every sense.

AND Jason was JUST AS HAPPY AS DICK WHEN HE WAS ROBIN. He wasn’t angry or over excessive til much later in his career, mostly towards the end.

STOP IR DC STOP IT

Jason is a street rat, known for smoking and able to Jack off tires. But, somethings he can also do are pickpocketing, forgery, and and fake crying

Puts an item that someone needs, (tv remote, cups, glasses if they wear them) super high up where only he can get to until they apologize

Say what you want but König is a lovably petty person.

Had a fight with him? - He'll tightly screw shut all jars and put stuff on the highest shelf before waiting for you to ask him for help.

Guests in the house he doesn't like? - Watch him serve drinks in the most implausible cups just out of spite. Yes for sure, this tiny shot glass is for tea, Maria. Oh yes, that's my most favourite cup from the Team exercise 2012 & it absolutely works for this 8 course fancy dinner.

A new shitty commander on a power trip like a Chihuahua barking at a bigger dog? - He will stare. DOWN.

Someone unwilling to try pronouncing his name correctly? - That's okay, it's not like he can't put on his tickest german accent while pronouncing your name, huh?!

Speaking of accent, someone joking about his accented pronunciations? - He switches into another language AS IF THAT IS HARD.

And finally, regularly wears a"There are no Kangaroos in Austria" shirt.