Tesalicious2 - Inconsistent And Obsessive

He’s gone, Jason’s gone!

Wally was having a very chill day, hanging out at home and watching TV. His phone rang and he picked it up.

“Yo, it’s Wally. What’s up?”

Wally expected Dick’s calm voice asking if he wanted to hang out. He was not expecting his panicky voice, near shrieking.

“He’s gone, Jason’s gone!”

Wally sat up straight, attention fully on the conversation at hand.

“What?! Calm down! What happened to Jason?! Is he ok?! Calm down and talk to me?!”

Dick breathed out slowly, “I was watching Jason and he’s gone missing! His suit is gone and I don’t know where he is!”

Wally collapsed into the couch, “oh my god! I thought he died!”

“What?! Why would he be dead? Never mind, get over here with your suit and help me find him!”

Wally hung up, put on his suit, and ran over to the batcave. When he stopped, he stood behind Dick, who was also wearing his suit. Dick jumped and sighed.

“C’mon, I have an idea where he could be. I just need you to make sure he doesn’t run away.”

Wally nodded and got on the bike behind Dick. He drove out and headed on the highway to Gotham. After a drive that ended just inside of Old Gotham. The bike was shut off and they got off.

Wally picked Dick up and they zoomed onto the roofs, Dick directed him to the proper roof where Jason sat.

Wally put Dick down and watched Jason’s back as he breathed. He sat on a high sky scraper next to a gargoyle. There were soft whispers in the air and light gray smoke floating from in front of him.

Dick silently crept up and set a hand on Jason’s shoulder. He burst up and held onto the gargoyle from falling.

“What are you doing here?! Don’t sneak up on me like that!”

Wally zoomed over and picked Jason up under his arms and set him down on the roof a safer distance from the ledge.

“You smoke?”

Dick’s head immediately snapped to Jason’s hand that he put behind his back.

“I am SO telling B about this!”

Jason scoffed, “I’ll tell B you lost me and didn’t notice for three hours!”

Dick scoffed and fired right back. Wally laughed to himself. Despite how smart and cool they seemed, around each other they became typical brothers.

I love the Arkham Knight universe, it’s wonderful and dark and just perfect. I also live the Arkham Knight persona and kinda dislike that it only really exists in game and in fanfics.

So, I want to combine the two worlds, sort of.

Jason keeps his death and whatever, but Joker keeps him for a year instead of a day, sends Batman the tape, and he does die and is buried. Everything after is standard Jason.

He gets revived by the pit, stays with the LoA for a year, standard stuff.

I order to incorporate the Arkham Knight, id think there would be some deep undercover mission. Since Red Hood has been workng with the bats it would be suspicious, so he creates the Arkham Knight.

The Arkham Knight is perfect. He’d have his militia, his men from @scaryscarecrows who knows and helps him out (bc they were paid obvi) and all that jazz.

ALSO, just for my personal enjoyment, I would love to have the squad feed the information to the bats but totally shit talk them to Jason.

OMG THE REVEAL WOULD BE AWESOME. It’s like the bats (maybe the JL for shits and giggles) going against whoever and their army. Jason would be like ‘men, (talking to his whole Militia) thank you for your service. The job you have been paid for is not the one you were told of. It’s been an honor working with you. As your commander, leave, you have no need to fight.’

And if not that, then it would be like, Jimmy using all the drones, Frank using the tanks, Riley using a rocket launcher in a helicopter very excited. Trent with his large gun next to Riley, laughing bc Riley almost fall when he first uses the rocket launcher. Mark waiting for them to die, and Antione being like ‘I’m not paid enough’

Can you tell I’ve thought about this? Cause I have, a lot

Then Bruce and Ollie getting over the top supportive to one up Hal. Yet, no matter what they do Hal is the better of the three and the thruople tell them as much.

Hal is proud of himself because he got Ollie and Bruce to agree on something, being better than him.

Dick: Uh, Tim, why do you have a gold sticker on your arm?

Tim: Jason’s handing them out.

Damian, showing his arm off proudly: I got the most.

Dick: Um, that’s nice?

Tim: We each get one every time we punch someone in the face on patrol.

Dick: Okay, less nice…

Steph: Jason decided the best way to show his displeasure towards Bruce was to be as petty as possible.

Tim: B said it wasn’t necessary to punch everyone we saw committing crime in the face.

Dick: A bit hypocritical, but continue.

Steph: Jason saw the opening.

Damian: And I won.

The roses are dead, the violets are too, the sugar is burnt, and your house is too.

Because of the rivalry between Gotham and Metropolis, there arose a saying in Gotham, ‘don’t be like a Metropolis citizen’. It basically translates to ‘don’t be a little bitch’.

Superman was not happy to hear about this. Especially from Red Hood trying to talk to a guy causing problems.