Puts An Item That Someone Needs, (tv Remote, Cups, Glasses If They Wear Them) Super High Up Where Only

Puts an item that someone needs, (tv remote, cups, glasses if they wear them) super high up where only he can get to until they apologize

Say what you want but König is a lovably petty person.

Had a fight with him? - He'll tightly screw shut all jars and put stuff on the highest shelf before waiting for you to ask him for help.

Guests in the house he doesn't like? - Watch him serve drinks in the most implausible cups just out of spite. Yes for sure, this tiny shot glass is for tea, Maria. Oh yes, that's my most favourite cup from the Team exercise 2012 & it absolutely works for this 8 course fancy dinner.

A new shitty commander on a power trip like a Chihuahua barking at a bigger dog? - He will stare. DOWN.

Someone unwilling to try pronouncing his name correctly? - That's okay, it's not like he can't put on his tickest german accent while pronouncing your name, huh?!

Speaking of accent, someone joking about his accented pronunciations? - He switches into another language AS IF THAT IS HARD.

And finally, regularly wears a"There are no Kangaroos in Austria" shirt.

Jason is a street rat, known for smoking and able to Jack off tires. But, somethings he can also do are pickpocketing, forgery, and and fake crying

Don’t get me wrong, I love Red Hood and he is so cool in most comics he is in.

BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD QUIT MAKING HIM AN ANGRY AND BAD ROBIN. PLEASE. he wasn’t like that!

Him and Dick had a wonderful relationship! Dick GAVE HIM HIS OLD ROBIN COSTUME TO SHOW HE ACCEPTED HIM. They were brothers in every sense.

AND Jason was JUST AS HAPPY AS DICK WHEN HE WAS ROBIN. He wasn’t angry or over excessive til much later in his career, mostly towards the end.

STOP IR DC STOP IT

I love the Arkham Knight universe, it’s wonderful and dark and just perfect. I also live the Arkham Knight persona and kinda dislike that it only really exists in game and in fanfics.

So, I want to combine the two worlds, sort of.

Jason keeps his death and whatever, but Joker keeps him for a year instead of a day, sends Batman the tape, and he does die and is buried. Everything after is standard Jason.

He gets revived by the pit, stays with the LoA for a year, standard stuff.

I order to incorporate the Arkham Knight, id think there would be some deep undercover mission. Since Red Hood has been workng with the bats it would be suspicious, so he creates the Arkham Knight.

The Arkham Knight is perfect. He’d have his militia, his men from @scaryscarecrows who knows and helps him out (bc they were paid obvi) and all that jazz.

ALSO, just for my personal enjoyment, I would love to have the squad feed the information to the bats but totally shit talk them to Jason.

OMG THE REVEAL WOULD BE AWESOME. It’s like the bats (maybe the JL for shits and giggles) going against whoever and their army. Jason would be like ‘men, (talking to his whole Militia) thank you for your service. The job you have been paid for is not the one you were told of. It’s been an honor working with you. As your commander, leave, you have no need to fight.’

And if not that, then it would be like, Jimmy using all the drones, Frank using the tanks, Riley using a rocket launcher in a helicopter very excited. Trent with his large gun next to Riley, laughing bc Riley almost fall when he first uses the rocket launcher. Mark waiting for them to die, and Antione being like ‘I’m not paid enough’

Can you tell I’ve thought about this? Cause I have, a lot

I like to think of Jason roasting Dick and Bruce for fun.

“B, c’mon. You’re a thirty something that decided to dress as a bat and beat people up instead of going to therapy and dealing with the mess that is your mental health/state.”

“Dick, you thought ‘traffic lights make the perfect color combo!’ And addded pixie boots for some reason, and thought, ‘this is great!’ You have the taste of a four year old and the foresight of comfort at the back of your mind.’