Jason Is A Street Rat, Known For Smoking And Able To Jack Off Tires. But, Somethings He Can Also Do Are

Jason is a street rat, known for smoking and able to Jack off tires. But, somethings he can also do are pickpocketing, forgery, and and fake crying

Been reading some König fics online and I feel like the portrayal of his social anxiety is treated as being shy. Which isn’t to say they’re bad people/writers, just that they don’t really understand what it means and what the differences are.

I have some social anxiety (not severe at all so grain of salt), but I do know how it works for me.

It’s not wanting to bother people even if they work there because you don’t want to bother/talk. It’s practicing what to say or what to ask. Rehearsing and then going in. It’s beating yourself up for something so embarrassing you did that others might not have noticed or cared about.

Again, I want to stress that there is nothing wrong with the writers/people who misinterpret it. It’s the kind of thing that only people who have it can really accurately portray it. This is also how it affects me, this isn’t how it universally affects everyone.

Reality is a simulation. Just walk across to it. Do it

Jim Gordon has a direct line for Batman to call him, but he has to use the bat signal. Well, Batman is missing and Robin (any) needs his help. So, without the phone, how do they contact Gordon?

THE GORDON SIGNAL

They take over the bat signal, take off the bat, and replace it with his name. He sees the sky brighten, looks out, and sees his NAME IN THE SKY.

The speed that he gets to the station (if he isn’t already there) is impressive and dangerous. When he gets to the roof, Robin is just chillin, waiting for Gordon.

Dick:

“Hey! Glad you could make it! I need your help.”

Jason:

“Yo, glad you finally made it. Batman has disappeared and I can’t drive. Your input might help too.”

Tim:

“I need your help. Batman is missing, I need you to help me find him.”

Steph:

“Batman is gone and I need an adult besides Alfred to control me.”

Damian:

“I am in need of your assistance. Keep in mind, it is only because you talked to him last. Not that I need help.”

Jason has always been exceptionally talented with firearms, even as Robin. While Dick is great with his Escrima sticks, Tim with his Bow staff, and Damian with his sword, Jason always has guns.

All of the Batfam lily know how to use and disarm them, but Jason always loved using them. Bruce taught him the very basics, but Jason went to Alfred to learn more. Alfred was very excited to teach him and the backyard quickly became a shooting range.

He was very into them and willing to learn ANYTHING, so Alfred taught him to snipe, hunt small and large game, moving targets with a rifle and shotgun, use different sized revolvers that he has trouble lifting, and dual shooting.

(Alfred also taught him to use a crossbow and different swords found across the manor. When asked about how he knew all of this, he just smiled and told Jason ‘I’ve lived a long life, and I’ve crossed paths with many who lived shorter ones. (This was the most information Antione has ever got out of Alfred and Heading takes pride in that.))

In simulations that have scores, Jason scores ok, but go to the shooting range and he has the top score. Not just the top score, but he beat everyone by a long shot.

Like, Bruce is third with 7500, Alfred has 20000 (he was a spy so duh) and Jason has 25000.

He’s also great with a bow too, since Roy taught him the basics. He is good with knives and a kusarigama (I think?), it’s a long string/thin rope with a spike/knife on the end.

Basically the more lethal weapons that could be found in Crime Alley. He just never used them as Robin bc they were too dangerous.

To this day, he’s beaten the score but the old ones haven’t been beat. His Robin scare is 25000 but his Red Hood score is 75000.

Everyone tries to beat it but when they can’t, it’s suddenly not a competition anymore.

Don’t get me wrong, I love Red Hood and he is so cool in most comics he is in.

BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD QUIT MAKING HIM AN ANGRY AND BAD ROBIN. PLEASE. he wasn’t like that!

Him and Dick had a wonderful relationship! Dick GAVE HIM HIS OLD ROBIN COSTUME TO SHOW HE ACCEPTED HIM. They were brothers in every sense.

AND Jason was JUST AS HAPPY AS DICK WHEN HE WAS ROBIN. He wasn’t angry or over excessive til much later in his career, mostly towards the end.

STOP IR DC STOP IT