Hes Gone, Jasons Gone!

He’s gone, Jason’s gone!

Wally was having a very chill day, hanging out at home and watching TV. His phone rang and he picked it up.

“Yo, it’s Wally. What’s up?”

Wally expected Dick’s calm voice asking if he wanted to hang out. He was not expecting his panicky voice, near shrieking.

“He’s gone, Jason’s gone!”

Wally sat up straight, attention fully on the conversation at hand.

“What?! Calm down! What happened to Jason?! Is he ok?! Calm down and talk to me?!”

Dick breathed out slowly, “I was watching Jason and he’s gone missing! His suit is gone and I don’t know where he is!”

Wally collapsed into the couch, “oh my god! I thought he died!”

“What?! Why would he be dead? Never mind, get over here with your suit and help me find him!”

Wally hung up, put on his suit, and ran over to the batcave. When he stopped, he stood behind Dick, who was also wearing his suit. Dick jumped and sighed.

“C’mon, I have an idea where he could be. I just need you to make sure he doesn’t run away.”

Wally nodded and got on the bike behind Dick. He drove out and headed on the highway to Gotham. After a drive that ended just inside of Old Gotham. The bike was shut off and they got off.

Wally picked Dick up and they zoomed onto the roofs, Dick directed him to the proper roof where Jason sat.

Wally put Dick down and watched Jason’s back as he breathed. He sat on a high sky scraper next to a gargoyle. There were soft whispers in the air and light gray smoke floating from in front of him.

Dick silently crept up and set a hand on Jason’s shoulder. He burst up and held onto the gargoyle from falling.

“What are you doing here?! Don’t sneak up on me like that!”

Wally zoomed over and picked Jason up under his arms and set him down on the roof a safer distance from the ledge.

“You smoke?”

Dick’s head immediately snapped to Jason’s hand that he put behind his back.

“I am SO telling B about this!”

Jason scoffed, “I’ll tell B you lost me and didn’t notice for three hours!”

Dick scoffed and fired right back. Wally laughed to himself. Despite how smart and cool they seemed, around each other they became typical brothers.

Been reading some König fics online and I feel like the portrayal of his social anxiety is treated as being shy. Which isn’t to say they’re bad people/writers, just that they don’t really understand what it means and what the differences are.

I have some social anxiety (not severe at all so grain of salt), but I do know how it works for me.

It’s not wanting to bother people even if they work there because you don’t want to bother/talk. It’s practicing what to say or what to ask. Rehearsing and then going in. It’s beating yourself up for something so embarrassing you did that others might not have noticed or cared about.

Again, I want to stress that there is nothing wrong with the writers/people who misinterpret it. It’s the kind of thing that only people who have it can really accurately portray it. This is also how it affects me, this isn’t how it universally affects everyone.

Because of the rivalry between Gotham and Metropolis, there arose a saying in Gotham, ‘don’t be like a Metropolis citizen’. It basically translates to ‘don’t be a little bitch’.

Superman was not happy to hear about this. Especially from Red Hood trying to talk to a guy causing problems.

Then Bruce and Ollie getting over the top supportive to one up Hal. Yet, no matter what they do Hal is the better of the three and the thruople tell them as much.

Hal is proud of himself because he got Ollie and Bruce to agree on something, being better than him.

Dick: Uh, Tim, why do you have a gold sticker on your arm?

Tim: Jason’s handing them out.

Damian, showing his arm off proudly: I got the most.

Dick: Um, that’s nice?

Tim: We each get one every time we punch someone in the face on patrol.

Dick: Okay, less nice…

Steph: Jason decided the best way to show his displeasure towards Bruce was to be as petty as possible.

Tim: B said it wasn’t necessary to punch everyone we saw committing crime in the face.

Dick: A bit hypocritical, but continue.

Steph: Jason saw the opening.

Damian: And I won.

So, I was thinking about how in the manga, Horikoshi drew Spider-Man in the first few chapters. Meaning that it is possible for the DC heroes to exist.

My headcanons/ideas for a crossover and some things that would happen in no particular order:

Dick and Jason go to Japan for a case and it ends early, so Nezu yoinks them away for a few lessons

Aizawa was not amused and Vlad was skeptical

When each Class was told the news, most didn’t really care or know who they were. Midpriya and Pony were freaking out tho.

Both are hardcore fans, pony cause she grew up with them in America and Izuku cause he’s a nerd and admires their detective skills

When they show up, it’s in civvies with their masks on (for this, Jason wears his Red Hood from Arkham Knight outfit (its my favorite version and I love it so much))

So, they’re wearing jeans and Dick’s on a nice flannel bc while Jason is in a r red hoodie that is big on purpose (they’re both drama queens Abs want the dramatic reveal so looser clothes it is)

Pony is their guide since she speaks Rnglish and knows them, sorta acts as a translator

Jason is fluent in Japanese and Dick is passable so they don’t really need a translator but Pony looked really excited

When they first walked out on the training ground in their costumes, they were very excited. Dick loves to teach and Jason loves to knock egos down

Vlad and Aizawa notice some of the kids being too cocky, mostly because they did research and found none of the bats had quirks (except my precious signal, we love him here)

So, first round Jason goes again Bakugou, Kamikiri, Bondo, and Iida. The four kids are on the field and Jason is about to walk up when Dick holds out his hands

Jason sighs and is like ‘noooooo, let me shoot them.’ Pony finds this hilarious, Dick not so much.

Instead of just handing over the guns (we’ve established that Jason is a drama queen), Jason quickly disassembles and hands Dick the freaking barrels

So Jason onto the field, doesn’t do anything like pull out his sword (oh yeah, this is the version with the two katanas, i adore it), and is like, ‘come at me bitch’

Less than a minute later all four are out of bounds and lose. Aizawa is like, nah again but no out of bound bs, actually fight them

So, Jason in two minutes (a minute too long I know dickhead) gives each a minor concussion and almost knocks them out before Aizawa is like chill

Ojiro and Sen (the two best martial artists) have a blast learning from Dick and sparring with Jason, they’re probably the only ones tho since the bats go hard

So, at the end the students want to see them fight each other, bc why not

Jason and Dick don’t hold back, Dick has a blood nose and Jason has a concussion but ‘we’re fine! This happens all the time!’

Jason is a street rat, known for smoking and able to Jack off tires. But, somethings he can also do are pickpocketing, forgery, and and fake crying