Emerald: H-hey Honey You Know What You Should Do?

Emerald: H-hey honey you know what you should do?

Harriet: What should i do?

Emerald: You should crush this watermelon with your thighs...

Harriet: Emmy that’s your head, you just dyed darker green stripes into your hair.

Emerald: ...N-no?

Adora staring at Glimmer and Catra sitting together, hands interlocked watching the sunset,

Adora: I though friends weren’t supposed to date your exs?

Mermista: There’s like a clause, it’s totally cool if both friends are also the exs,

Ruby: Hey Penny! check out these new magnum rounds i got for Crescent Rose!

(Ruby fires it and goes flying towards a cliff from the recoil only to be caught by Penny)

Penny (Holding Ruby from behind with her arms tightly wrapped around her waist): RUBY! you mustn’t go flying around like that! you could hurt yourself!

Ruby: Heh! Penny i go flying around all the time!

Penny: Very well, Then i shall simply have to hold onto you all the time! (Squeezes Ruby a little tighter)

Ruby (Pulling a small box out of her pocket): U-umm would you really like that? (opens the box revealing a ring)

Penny (Blushing and sliding her finger through the ring): Why yes Ruby, i really would.

Anyone: He

Me: WAS BORN WITH AN AXE IN IS FUR!

I do not envy the customer service reps at Reality Check Summer Camp when Luz comes home doing actual magic with a talking skull faced dog and a elf GF,

As a defensive reaction Neo Tposes and puffs out her cheeks to appear larger to potential predators,