Combat Ready Skirts Has Given Us A Gift In The Form Of A Holy Trinity,

Combat Ready Skirts has given us a gift in the form of a holy trinity,

Weiss The Top

Ruby The Bottom

and at long last the girl the myth the legend

Penny The Middle

worlds tallest vampire

AU where Kali is ambassador to Vale, Tai was assigned as her bodyguard and after Summer’s death she steps in to help with the girls and a few years later Tai enters a Poly relationship with her and Ghira,

Ruby (Fumbling with her scroll after seeing Blake for the first time): DAD! CALL MOM AND OTHER DAD! I THINK I JUST BUMPED INTO MY STEP SISTER!

Ilia: You really are a master thief, you stole my heart at first sight.

Emerald: Nah you need a heart to pump blood, so if i stole it you would be dead, also organ theft takes allot of up front investment and prep, i mean you can’t just fence some kidneys at a pawn shop, you have to have a buyer lined up and quick transit for the organs to avoid them becoming unusable.

Ilia:...God fucking damnit!

Noelle Stevenson talking about the “bury your gays” trope (x)

as long as having gay characters isn’t normalized, killing them shouldn’t be either

soooo cute!

I still ship them