Adventures Of Ilia The Useful Lesbian - Tumblr Posts

Ilia: So Velvet huh? they call you that because of the sweet smooth accent of yours?

Velvet: No it’s because it’s ma name.

Ilia: (Frustrated gay silence)

Ilia: You really are a master thief, you stole my heart at first sight.

Emerald: Nah you need a heart to pump blood, so if i stole it you would be dead, also organ theft takes allot of up front investment and prep, i mean you can’t just fence some kidneys at a pawn shop, you have to have a buyer lined up and quick transit for the organs to avoid them becoming unusable.

Ilia:...God fucking damnit!